Sardar Santa Slapped Pilot why?

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Plane was running on the runway and santa came and slapped the pilot.
Pilot: Why you slapped ?
Santa: I am getting late and you are going by road.


Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek baar santa plane se jaa raha tha.
Usne pilot ko thapad mara.
Santa: mai late ho raha hu aur tu by road ja raha hai.

Santa Banta And Cement

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta: Birla Cement kyoki is cement me jaan hai.

Banta And Her Sister -- Banta Aur Uski Behan

Banta Singh Jokes In English
Banta was standing with her sister. And one man touched her sister accidentally.
He told sorry sardarji, I touched your wife accidentally.
Banta: May be your wife but she is my sister.

Banta Singh Joke In Hindi
Banta apni behan ke sath khada tha. Aur ek admi galti se usse chu leta hai..
Aur wo banta se mafi manget hue kehta hai...
Sorry sardar ji. galti se apki wife ko chu liya.
Banta: Wife hogi teri mer to behan hai.

Santa And His Qualification -- Santa Ki Qualification

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta singh: What is your qualification???
Santa Singh: BA.
Banta Singh: Only you read two letter, thats also reverse.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta Singh: Santa teri qualification kya hai??
Santa Singh: BA
Banta singh: Sale doo akshar pade hai wo bhi ulte.

Banta Calling Santa On Mobile

Banta Santa Jokes In English...Funny

Banta Singh: Every time i call you, your mobile is switched off.
Santa Singh: Ohh Pappe, It is my hello tune.


Banta Santa Jokes In Hindi...Funny

Banta Singh: Har bar mai tujhe call karta hu to tera mobile band milta hai...kyo??
Santa Singh: Nahi pappe, wo to mera hello tune hai..

Santa And Banta Funny Jokes

Santa Banta English Jokes
Santa: Why you are telling every body that. I am idiot?
Banta: Really, I dont know that. I need to hide this thing.


Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa: Tum sab se kyo bolt phir rahe ho ki. Mai murkh hu?
Banta: Mujhe pata nahi tha ki ye baat chupane ki hai.

Santa Banta And Naag panchmi

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Banta Santa se: Do you know english??
Santa: Yes.
Banta: Tell me the meaning of Naag panchmi.
Santa: Simple, Naag dont punch me.


Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Banta santa se: Tujhe english aati hai??
Santa Haa.
Banta: Bata naag panchmi ka meaning.
Santa: Naag dont punch me.

Santa And Credit Cards

Santa Jokes In English

Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir this is voter id card.
Santa: But you wrote. All cards accepted here.


Santa Jokes in hindi

Santa take this card.
Waiter: Sir ji ye too voter id card hai.
Santa: Bahar to likha hai ki. Sabhi card accept hote hai.

Santa In Medical College

Professor: Should women have children after 35??
Santa: No, 35 is more then enough.

Professor: Kya Women ko 35 ke bad children hona chahiye??
Santa: Nahi, 35 hi bahut hai.

Santa Aur Banta And Bomb

Santa banta were fixing one bomb in bus.
Banta: What if this bomb explodes.
Santa: I have another one.

Santa and banta ek bomb thik kar rahe the.
banta: Agar bomb phut gaya to??
Santa: Tu chinta mat kar mere pass dusra hai.

Santa In Office

Santa went to office and officer asked.
Do you know the MS Office?????
Santa: Give me the address then.

Santa se ek bar officer puchta hai ki..
Tumhe MS Office aata hai???
Santa: Mujhe address de do.

Santa Lost his Money

Santa English jokes
One female took santa money and ran away.
Next day santa gave and AD in news paper.
Her name is mala, wearing red color and fair.Any one find her keep her for night, i gave money to her.


Santa Hindi Jokes
Santa ke paise le kar ek waisya bhaag gayi.
Agle din santa ne paper me ad diya.
uska naam mala hai, red dress pehni hui hai and gori hai. Jisse bhi mile rakh le, paise de diye hai.

Santa Singh Weeping on grave

Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa singh was weeping on Grave.
Banta singh: Why you are weeping?? Whom do you mourn so deeply? child, friend, parents
Santa singh: My wife first husband.


Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Ek santa ek kabr par ja kar bahut raya.
Banta: Santa tu itna kyo roya?? Wo kiski kabr thi child, dost, relatives ki.
Santa: Meri biwi ke pehle pati ki kabr thi.

Why Santa Study In Front Of Mirror

Santa Jokes In English

Why Santa Study In Front Of Mirror????
Because It helps.
1) Saving revision time.
2) He can watch on himself.
3) Group studies.

Santa Jokes In Hindi

Santa kyo mirror ke samne padta hai???
Kyoki isse
1) Uska time save hota hai.
2) Wo khud par nazar rakh sakta hai.
3) Aur group study ka maza le sakta hai.

Santa And Lady Shouts On Each Other

Once Santa was coming from some where and another vehicle is passing from near by. One lady shouted and told pig. Santa also shouted and told stupid.
On next turn he got hit from the pig.

Ek baar santa kahi jaa raha tha. Waha par dusri taraf se ek gadi aa rahi thi. Ek female chilayi. Pig.
Santa bahar nikal kar kahta hai. Stupid.
Next turn par santa ek pig se takra jata hai.

Santa Singh And Sardarni, Girlfriend

Santa English Jokes
Once santa girlfriend asked him. If i ever engage with you, Give the ring.
Santa singh: Sure what is your phone number.

Santa Hindi jokes
Santa ki girl friend ne usse pucha ki. Agar tum mujhse shaddi karoge to tum mujhe ring dena.
Santa bola: Sure, but tumhara phone number kya hai.

Santa Singh And George Bush

Santa Singh Jokes in English

Santa went to US. George bust told him to dig the earth.
Santa started digging the earth. 100 feet, 200 feet.
Bush told: Did you find any thing??
Santa found a wire.
Bush told: This shows 100 years before also we had wire for communications.

Now santa invited george bush to india.
Santa took him to one forest and told him to dig the earth.
Bush dig 100, 200 300, 400 feet and tired.
Santa singh: Did you found any thing??
Bush: Nothing.
Santa singh: This shows even 400 years ago. We had "wireless".


Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar santa ji amerika jate hai.
Bush unse milte hai aur jammen khodne ko kehte hai.
Santa jammen khodte hai. 100, 200 feet.
Bust kahte hai ki: Kush mila?
Santa ji ko ek wire milta hai.
Bush kehte hai: ye proof hai ki hamre yaha 100 saal pehle bhi wire communication tha.

Ab santa ji bush ko india invite karte hai..
aur bush ko earth khodne ke liye kahte hai.
Bush 100, 200, 300 aur 400 feet khodte hai aur thak jate hai.
Santa singh bush se: Kuch mila??
Bush told: Nothing
Santa singh: Ye iss baat ka sabut hai ki 400 saal pehle bhi hamre yaha. "Wireless" tha.

Santa Singh, Lunch Box And Office

Why Santa Opens Lunch in middle of road??
Because to confirm? Whether he is going to office or home.

Santa Kyo apan tiffin bich road me kholta hai?
Kyoki wo confirm karna chata hai ki. Wo ghar ja raha hai ya office.

Banta And Police Inspector

Police Banta se: Bata sadii se pehle teri aakhri icha kya hai??
Banta: Mujhe ulta latka kar faasii di jaye. Sir upar aur pair niche.

Santa Singh In Restaurant

Santa Singh: Once santa singh went to hotel and wanted to order chicken. But he forgets the name of chicken.
Santa singh said to waiter and ordered: One plate egg mother.

Santa singh hotel jata hai, aur hotel me chicken ka order dena chata hai.
Par wo chicken ka naam bhul jata hai.
Santa singh waiter ko bulakar bolta hai: One plate egg mother.