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20.8.10

Sardar Lawyer Funny Joke in english / hindi

Sardar Jokes In English
Killer: try i get life time imprisonment.
Sardar lawyer: Don't worry
After court decision
Killer: What happen?
Sardar lawyer: U got life imprisonment some how, court was leaving you.

Sardar Jokes In Hindi
Qatil: Koshish karna ki mujhe umar kaid ho jaye maut ki saja na ho.
Sardar Lawyer: Don't worry.
After court decision:
Quatil kya hua? Sardar lawyer: Bahut mushkil se umar kaid mili, sale riha kar rahe the.

6.8.10

Sardar Santa On Mango Tree With Apple

Sardarji Jokes In English
Once sardar santa climbed the mango tree.
Monkey: Why you climbed mango tree?
Sardar santa: To eat apple.
Monkey: This is mango tree.
Sardar santa: This is apple in my hand.

Sardarji jokes in hindi
Ek baar sardar santa aam ke pedh par chad gaye.
Kala Bandar: Tum yaha par kyo chade?
Sardar santa: apple khane ke liye.
Kala bandar: Ye aam ka pedh hai.
Sardar santa: ye apple hai.

4.8.10

Santa Wants To Be Pilot

Santa JOkes In English
Teacher: Santa what you wants to be in future?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: why?
Santa: because no traffic in air.

Santa jokes in hindi
Teacher: Santa tum bade ho kar kya banan chate ho?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: kyo?
Santa: kyoki upar koi nahi hota.