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23.6.11

Santa Singh And Professor Jokes

Santa And Professor jokes
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Santa and His Boss jokes Sms

Santa boss jokes sms
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Santa and police jokes

Santa police jokes in english
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA



Santa police jokes in hindi
Police tum apni wife ko comedy movie pregnancy mai le kar kyo gaye.
Santa: Mai chata hu ki mera child jab paida ho to wo hase.. kyoki sare bache rote hai.

Sardar ji is heating knife

Sardar ji jokes in english
Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
Sardarji: to prevent infection

20.6.11

Santa sending sms to girfriend

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Shall i send sms from your mobile to my girlfriend?
Banta; Why send it from your mobile.
Santa: She will understand my handwriting. she is very clever.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.

Santa Kissing Blank Paper

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa was kissing blank paper.
Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
Santa: These days we don't talk.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.
Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.

11.6.11

sardarji is filling job form

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Sardaji in aeroplane and engine failed

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City
to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take
an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have
three engines left." Thirty minutes later the
captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But
don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two
engines." An hour later the captain announced,
"One more engine has failed and our arrival will
be delayed another three hours. But don't worry
.. we still have one engine left." A sardarji
passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up
here all day!"

Sardar santa research on roach

Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He
was in search of a subject on which no one did any
research before! As he was thinking over it, he
found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He
decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the roach and put it in the centre of
the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He
pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in
the centre of the table and said: "Run". The
roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach,
put it again in the centre of the table and said:
"Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried
to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled
last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre
of the table and said: Run". The roach could
not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study
and started writing his thesis: "When you pull
out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear
anymore".

10.6.11