Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi, English, Sardar Jokes

Santa coming from airport and security guard asked question

2012-01-21T04:49:00.000-08:00

Santa jokes in english
Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...

santa jokes in hindi
Ek baar santa airport se aa rahe the. unse security guard ne pucha.
Wait sir.
Santa 65 kg aur chal diye

Santa Conclusion on man

2011-11-26T03:28:00.000-08:00

A man jumped into the river and never came back.
Another man jumped, he also did not return.

Santa's conclusion: man is soluble in water

Pathan and santa ka interview jokes

2011-10-28T20:49:00.000-07:00

Ek pathan aur Santa ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab santa se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

Sardaji Santa on AAJTAK and amritsar railway station

2011-10-08T23:19:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes in english
AAJTAK" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji santa: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

Santa and teacher jokes in english

2011-09-27T02:23:00.001-07:00

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.

Santa and his girlfirend birthday and mobile number

2011-09-25T22:14:00.001-07:00

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

Santa and buddi hua ke jokes

2011-09-23T21:19:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta jokes in hindi
Santa jawan hua to uske pariwar ki budhi bhua shaadi ya samajik samarohon main mauke-bemauke kabhi bhi aakar chikoti kaat jaati aur kahti ,”Beta ab tumhari baari hai.”
Santa ki yah samasya tab khatam hui jab martyu ya shok samarohon main panhuchne par woh usi budhi bhua ke paas jata aur bolta :- ab tumhari baari hai , bhuaji.

Jokes on Sardar, Sardar ji visiting gateway of india

2011-09-20T22:51:00.000-07:00

A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

Santa and doctor jokes

2011-09-20T22:41:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."
Banta Singh: "Does it work?"
Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."

Santa and banta sitting on tree and singing songs

2011-09-20T22:40:00.001-07:00

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Santa and his friends talking about wifes

2011-09-20T22:38:00.001-07:00

Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Sardar Jokes in hindi. Eating samaso

2011-09-20T08:43:00.000-07:00

Sardar jokes in hindi
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thek hai
1 din guzar giya ...sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisay karo gay to main nahi jaonga.

Santa with his mother and going to school

2011-09-14T23:49:00.000-07:00

Santa jokes in english
Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apni mother ke saath school ja raha tha aur usne ek boy aur girl ko kiss karte hue dekha
Phir usne apni mother ko kaha. Are mummy wo ladka aur ladki chewing gum ke liye jhagad rahe hai

Santa Banta Mai Bhi Anna Jokes

2011-09-14T01:27:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"

Chukule Sms In Hindi: Best Hindi Jokes of Santa

2011-09-06T10:42:00.000-07:00

Doctor: Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Pehle se zyada kharab hai.
…

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Santa: Nahi, dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
…

Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa: Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
…

Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa: Nahi dawai to laal thi.
…

Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa: Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

…………………………………Doctor behosh………………

Santa and Dog Jokes

2011-08-05T11:07:00.003-07:00

Santa jokes in english
One dog was sitting under the santa car.
Santa: what r u doing under my car. Don' try to become an engineer.

Santa jokes in hindi
Ek kutta santa ki car ke niche baitha tha.
Santa gusse se, tu meri car ke niche kya kar raha hai. bada aaya engineer banane

Fat Santa Jokes in Hindi

2011-07-25T07:46:00.000-07:00

Fat Santa and Doctor banta Jokes in english
Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my house.

Fat santa and doctor banta jokes in hindi
Fat santa doctor banta se: mujhe apna weight kam karna hai.
Doctor banta fat santa se: roz 8 km doddo aur 300 din bad aana
Fat santa call karta hai banta ko: are mera weight kam ho gaya hai aur mai 24,000km door hu.

Santa Singh And Professor Jokes

2011-06-23T10:09:00.001-07:00

Santa And Professor jokes
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Santa and His Boss jokes Sms

2011-06-23T10:00:00.000-07:00

Santa boss jokes sms
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Santa and police jokes

2011-06-23T09:57:00.000-07:00

Santa police jokes in english
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Santa police jokes in hindi
Police tum apni wife ko comedy movie pregnancy mai le kar kyo gaye.
Santa: Mai chata hu ki mera child jab paida ho to wo hase.. kyoki sare bache rote hai.

Sardar ji is heating knife

2011-06-23T09:50:00.000-07:00

Sardar ji jokes in english
Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
Sardarji: to prevent infection

Santa sending sms to girfriend

2011-06-20T09:14:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Shall i send sms from your mobile to my girlfriend?
Banta; Why send it from your mobile.
Santa: She will understand my handwriting. she is very clever.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.

Santa Kissing Blank Paper

2011-06-20T09:07:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa was kissing blank paper.
Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
Santa: These days we don't talk.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.
Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.

sardarji is filling job form

2011-06-11T10:55:00.001-07:00

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Sardaji in aeroplane and engine failed

2011-06-11T10:45:00.001-07:00

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City
to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take
an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have
three engines left." Thirty minutes later the
captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But
don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two
engines." An hour later the captain announced,
"One more engine has failed and our arrival will
be delayed another three hours. But don't worry
.. we still have one engine left." A sardarji
passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up
here all day!"

Sardar santa research on roach

2011-06-11T10:44:00.000-07:00

Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He
was in search of a subject on which no one did any
research before! As he was thinking over it, he
found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He
decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the roach and put it in the centre of
the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He
pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in
the centre of the table and said: "Run". The
roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach,
put it again in the centre of the table and said:
"Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried
to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled
last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre
of the table and said: Run". The roach could
not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study
and started writing his thesis: "When you pull
out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear
anymore".

Sardar Santa And Sadhu

2011-06-10T13:05:00.000-07:00

Santa: baba meri biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai koi upay ho to batao?
Baba: Agar mere pass koi upay hota to mai sadhu kyo banta.

Santa and sandhu jokes

2011-05-28T13:42:00.000-07:00

Santa and Sadhu jokes in english
Sadhu: Give some charity son.
Santa: he gave 5rs
Sadhu: Ask what you want from me. ANy wish?
Santa: Give me 5rs back

Santa and sashu ke jokes
Sadhu: beta kuch daan do.
Santa: 5rs dedeta hai.
Sadhu: Khush hokar mango kya magte ho?
Santa: mere 5rs wapas dedo.

Intellegent Santa From India

2011-05-28T09:49:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes in English
United States: We discovered Mobile.
China: We discovered Sim card.
Japan: We discovered Sms.
Santa from India: We discovered Miss Call.

Santa ke jokes in hindi
America: mobile hamiaro khoj hai.
China: sim hari khoj hai.
Japan: Sms hamari khoj hai.
Santa India se: Miss call hamari khoj hai.

Santa and Banta Jokes

2011-05-25T09:15:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: I got a BMW in my marriage.
Banta: But you don't have any car.
Santa "Bahut moti wife" or very fat wife

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa : mujhe shaadi mai BMW mili hai.
Banta par tere pass to koi can nahi hai?
Santa Bahut moti wife.

Santa and teacher jokes

2011-05-25T08:58:00.000-07:00

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher to santa: What you wanted do? when you will older.

Santa: marriage

Teacher to santa: What you wanted to be?

Santa: Daddy.

Santa and teacher jokes in hindi

Teacher to santa: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Santa: Shaadi

Teacher to santa: mera matlab tha kya banoge?

Santa: daddy

Santa and railway track

2011-05-25T08:52:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in English
Santa is trying for suicide but sleeping next to railway track.
Banta: why you are not sleeping inside the railway track.
Santa: I have fear.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye.
banta: tum railway track ke side mai kyo chupe ho.
Santa: mujhe darr lagta hai.

Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?

2011-05-25T08:48:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in english
Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?
Because he feared of "what if fish will start swimming inside stomachs"

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa kyo fish khane ke baad pani nahi pita?
Kyoki usko dar hai ki machli pani mai tarne nahi lage.

Santa And His Son

2011-05-25T08:44:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes in English
Santa: Today someone abused my father.
Santa Wife: Than?
Santa: Than i also abused his father.
Santa wife: Who?
Santa: My son.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: aaj kissi ne mera baap ko galiya si.
Santa ki wife: phir?
Santa: to maine bhi uske baap ko gali di.
Santa ki wife: kaun?
Santa: Mera beta

Santa And His Wife Eating Paan

2011-05-25T08:39:00.000-07:00

Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum.

Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.

Santa Banta And Girl

2011-05-23T10:28:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta jokes in english
Santa to banta: That girl is soo beautiful.
Banta: I know her name.
Santa: tell mee.
Banta: She works in the bank and her name is "Open Account".

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa to banta: Wo ladki kitni sundar hai.
Banta to santa: mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa to banta: bol uska naam.
Banta to santa: wo bank mai kaam karti hai. Aur counter per likha hai "Chalu khata"

Santa And His Wife Jokes

2011-05-23T10:23:00.000-07:00

Sardar Santa Jokes In English
Sardar Santa: Jeeto hide all the things in this room.
Jeeto: Why? Your friends is thief?
Sardar santa: They know things.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa: Jeeto sara saman chupa lo
Jeeto: kyo? ky tumhare dost chor hai?
Santa: Nahi wo saman pehchan lenge.

Santa Banta Girlfriend Chitchat

2011-05-23T10:10:00.000-07:00

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: Yaar biwi ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Sasur.
Santa banta se: To phir girlfriend ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Shaddi hui to sasur nahi to asur.

Santa singh and Hen jokes

2011-05-17T11:54:00.001-07:00

Santa singh jokes in english
Santa to hen: Why you gave one egg? You don't have any fear...
hen: I am having fear from you. That's why i gave 1 egg. But i was cock.

Santa singh jokes in hindi
Santa murgi se: tumne sorf ek hi andda kyo diya? Tumko mujhse dar nahi lagta?
Murgi: lagta hai tabhi to diya warna mai to murga hu

Sardar Santa Meet God Funny jokes

2011-05-14T10:32:00.000-07:00

Sardar santa singh jokes in english
Santa to god: I want one wish only.
God to santa: Make a wish
Santa to god: Give me D.J. music system
God to santa: If i can give you D.J. than why should i keep damaru?

Santa banta jokes in hindi
God: santa mango tumko kya wish chahiye?
Santa : bhagvan aap mujhe ek D.J. dedo.
God: agar mai tumko D.J. de sakta, to kyo mai damaruu lekar gumta

Santa Painting Jokes

2011-04-24T01:26:00.000-07:00

Santa jokes in english
Santa and painting:
Painter told to santa: Draw a painting when horse is eating green grass in grassland.
next day
Painter: santa why this painting is still white.
Santa: grass had lunch yesterday and left the grassland. hence painting is white in color.

Santa jokes in hindi
painter: santa kal horse ki grass khate hue painting bana kar lana.
Next day
painter: santa to batao painting
Santa: Horse grass kha kar ghar chala gaya

Teacher and Santa Jokes

2011-04-24T01:18:00.000-07:00

Teacher santa se: kal maine tumko kutte par essay likhene ko kaha tha?
Santa : jaise hi maine kutte par pen rakha. Wo bhag gaya.

Santa From India And Banta From US

2011-04-24T01:00:00.001-07:00

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Ek bat banta singh us se india aaye. Banta ne santa se hamare yaha shaddi Email se hoti ha.
Santa: Hamre yaha shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.

Santa banta english jokes
Banta came from America to india. In our country we get married on email.
Santa : In our country, We marry to Fe-mail.

Santa And Banta Mast Jokes

2011-04-24T00:57:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Santa to banta: In my dictionary there is no word called 'Impossible'.
Banta to Santa: Why did you not checked this word before buying Dictionary.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa banta se: Meri dictionary me impossible word nahi hai.
banta santa se: ye to tumhe dictionary kharidne ke pehle sochna tha!

Teacher And Santa Jokes

2011-01-23T09:17:00.000-08:00

Teacher santa jokes in hindi
Santa maine kal tujhko kutte ke upar essay likhne ko kaha tha. Kyo nahi likha.
Santa: Maine jab likhna suru kiya to wo bhag gaya.

Donkey and Santa Fight

2010-12-07T09:12:00.000-08:00

Santa english jokes
A donkey kicked santa and run away.
Santa run after donkey and found zebra.
Now santa told now you are hiding in track suite.

Santa hindi jokes
Ek donkey santa ko laat mar kar bhag gaya.
Santa ek zebra ko pakad leta hai.
Ab santa kehta hai ki donkey tu track suite me chipta hai.

Santa and marriage jokes

2010-12-07T09:09:00.001-08:00

Santa english jokes
Santa declares that he will never marry in his life and then he told
I will give same advice to my childrens too

Santa hindi jokes
Ek barr sardar santa ye khata hai ki mai kabhi shaadi nahi karunga.
Aur apne bacho ko bhi ye hi advice dunga.

Santa Attending the interview

2010-11-11T11:12:00.000-08:00

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
      Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
      Banta Singh : Ok
      Interviewer : Made in India
      Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
      Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
      Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
      Interviewer : Maxi Mum
      Banta Singh : Mini Dad
      Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
      Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
      Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : I say you get out!
      Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
      Interviewer : I reject you!
      Banta Singh : You appoint me

Relations Between Santa And Banta

2010-09-09T23:39:00.000-07:00

Santa banta jokes in Hindi
Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
Tabhi banta hai.

Santa And His College

2010-09-09T23:22:00.000-07:00

Santa started one college and the name of college is
.
.
.
Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management

Sardar Lawyer Funny Joke in english / hindi

2010-08-20T07:51:00.000-07:00

Sardar Jokes In English
Killer: try i get life time imprisonment.
Sardar lawyer: Don't worry
After court decision
Killer: What happen?
Sardar lawyer: U got life imprisonment some how, court was leaving you.

Sardar Jokes In Hindi
Qatil: Koshish karna ki mujhe umar kaid ho jaye maut ki saja na ho.
Sardar Lawyer: Don't worry.
After court decision:
Quatil kya hua? Sardar lawyer: Bahut mushkil se umar kaid mili, sale riha kar rahe the.

Sardar Santa On Mango Tree With Apple

2010-08-06T21:52:00.000-07:00

Sardarji Jokes In English
Once sardar santa climbed the mango tree.
Monkey: Why you climbed mango tree?
Sardar santa: To eat apple.
Monkey: This is mango tree.
Sardar santa: This is apple in my hand.

Sardarji jokes in hindi
Ek baar sardar santa aam ke pedh par chad gaye.
Kala Bandar: Tum yaha par kyo chade?
Sardar santa: apple khane ke liye.
Kala bandar: Ye aam ka pedh hai.
Sardar santa: ye apple hai.

Santa Wants To Be Pilot

2010-08-04T08:38:00.000-07:00

Santa JOkes In English
Teacher: Santa what you wants to be in future?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: why?
Santa: because no traffic in air.

Santa jokes in hindi
Teacher: Santa tum bade ho kar kya banan chate ho?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: kyo?
Santa: kyoki upar koi nahi hota.

Santa Singh Sitting On Tippu Sultan Chair

2010-07-22T08:30:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Santa singh went to tippu sultan palace and sat on his precious chair.
Servent: Sir, what are you doing? This is tippu sultan chair.
Santa singh: Don't worry when he will come, i will leave this chair.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Santa singh ek baar masoor ki kille par gaya.
waha par jaa kar tippu sultan ki chair par baith gaya.
Naukar: Sirji ye kya kar rahe hai? ye tippu sultan ki chair hai.
Santa singh: Don't worry, jab wo aayenge tab mai utt jaunga.

Santa new job, naukri and new boss

2010-07-16T21:56:00.000-07:00

Santa jokes in English
Santa got new job and working late first day.
Boss was very happy seeing him, working late very first day.
Boss: You doing hard work. what you did today?
Santa singh: Arranging keys in the alphabatic manner.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa pehle dinn bahut der tak kaam karta hai.
Boss bahut khush hota hai, usse kaam karte dekh.
Boss: santa tum bahut der tak kaam kar rahe ho. Tumne aaj kya kiya?
Santa singh bolta hai: Sir, keyboard ki keys arrange kar raha tha.

Sardar Santa And Sardarni

2010-06-27T09:10:00.000-07:00

Sardarni caught his husband santa searching up and down in living room.
Sardarni: What are you searching?
Santa: Searching for hidden camera.
Sardarni: Why you think here is any hidden camera.
Sardar Santa: Because on tv always this guy is saying you are watching star world.

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

2010-06-20T09:42:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

Sardar Jokes, Sardarji And Teaher Jokes

2010-06-16T17:32:00.000-07:00

Teacher told write an essay on cricket match. Every body was writing except one.
Teacher asked why you are not writing?
Sardarji: Due to rain, no match.

Teacher children ko ek essay cricket par likhne ke liye boli. Sab bache likh rahe the.
Par ek sardaji nahi likh rahe the.
Teacher tum kyo nahi likh rahe ho?
Sardarji: bhari barish ke karan, koi match nahi hua.

Santa Fighting For Exam Paper

2010-06-13T03:35:00.000-07:00

Santa fighting after exam.
Teacher asked why?
Santa told he left sheet blank.
Teacher asked: So, what is your problem.
I also left blank. Examiner will think i copied from him.

Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto

2010-06-11T08:12:00.000-07:00

Sardharji jokes in english.
Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
Santa: How it helps you?
Preeto: I use your brush.

Sardharji jokes in hindi
Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.

Banta ko 21 toppo ki salami

2010-06-10T10:01:00.000-07:00

Banta: Praajji jab mai paida hua tha, tab mujhe 21 toppo ki salami mili thi.
Santa: Aacha to tu abhi tak jinda kaise hai?

Santa singh watching movie his dog

2010-06-08T09:12:00.000-07:00

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

Santa jokes in english
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

Drunk Santa, Sarabi Santa And His Wife

2010-06-07T10:01:00.000-07:00

Sardar santa jokes in hindi
sharab pikar santa ghar pahucha, aur darwaja khatkhatya
Santa's ki wife door kholti hai to santa khata hai: aap kaun ho?
Wife:tumhari himat kaise hui ki tum mujhe hi bhul gaye.
Santa: Sharab har gham ko bhula deti hai.

Jokes In Punjabi: Santa n Banta

2010-06-06T05:52:00.000-07:00

Jokes In English
Santa: banta you got married?
Banta: yes, with one female
Santa: marriage happen with male also.
Banta: yes, my sister will do it.

Jokes in Hindi
Santa: banta teri shaadi ho gayi?
Banta: haa, ek ladki ke saath
Santa: ladke ke saath bhi hoti hai.
Banta: haa meri sister ki hogi

Jokes In Punjabi
Santa: Oye tera vyaah ho gaya?
Banta: Haa, kudi naal
Santa: oye munde naal bhi honda hai.
Banta: Haa meri sister da hooyaa si.

Santa n her wife jeeto chutkule

2010-06-04T10:54:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: agar mera phone ho to kahna ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: Wo ghar par hai.
Santa: maine kaha tha ki khana ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: phone mere liye tha.

Santa Banta Chutkule And Police

2010-05-29T22:20:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Chutkule in English
Santa banta got two bomb.
Santa told give them to police.
Banta: What if one of explode in middle?
Santa: We will lie and tell them we got only one.

Santa Banta Chutkule in hindi
Santa aur banta ko ek bomb mila.
Santa ne kaha: Hum 2 bomb police ko de dete he.
Banta: Agar ye bich me hi phat gaye to?
Santa: Hum jhuth bol denege ki hume ek hi mila hai.

Sardar Santa Got Electric Shock

2010-05-29T09:37:00.000-07:00

English Jokes On Sardar
Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.
But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days.

Hindi Jokes On Sardar
Ek baar electric line ka wire santa ke upar gir gaya.
Sardar santa tadap tadap kar marne wala tha.
Phir usse yaad aaya ki: 2 din se waha par electricity nahi hai.

U.S. Traveller Comes To Sardarji Village

2010-05-28T22:10:00.000-07:00

Sardarji Jokes In English
U.S. Traveller: Do any great man born in this village??
Sardarji: No only small babies born here.

Sardarji Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar ek U.S. traveller india aata hai.
Aur gauv sardarji se puchta hai ki: Koi great person is village me paida hue the??
Sardarji: Yaha sirf chote bache paida hue the.

Sardarji in Taxi - short sardar jokes

2010-05-24T09:12:00.000-07:00

Oncxe sardarji was going to other place. Driver stopped the car and told. No petrol in the car. So, car cannot go ahead.
Then sardarji told, then take it back.

Hindi jokes
Ek bar ek sardar ji car se kahi ja rahe the. Car driver ne car rok di aur kaha.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti, Pertol khatam ho gaya hai.
Sardarji: To thik hai piche le lo.

Santa Wife And Police Inspector

2010-05-18T10:13:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh JOkes In English
Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.
Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.

Short Jokes: Santa Fight With His Father

2010-05-18T10:04:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh short Jokes In English
Once santa fought with his father.
Later he went to graveyard and hang flower.
And wrote coming soon.

Santa Singh short JOkes In Hindi
Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.
Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.
Coming soon.

Santa And Court

2010-05-15T05:09:00.001-07:00

Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.

Santa Singh Aur Teacher Jokes

2010-05-15T04:07:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes in English

Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.
Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.
Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?
Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
Santa: Chupchap bhaitha hua tha.
Teacher: Santa tum kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya.

Santa Recording Baby Voice

2010-05-04T09:21:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Recording the babies voice.
Banta: Why?
Santa: In future i shall ask him the exact meaning of his voice.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Banta: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Baby ki awaz record kar raha hu.
Banta: Kyo?
Santa: Kyoki future me mai usse uss work ka meaning puch saku.

Banta Singh Sent Fax To Her Wife

2010-05-03T10:25:00.000-07:00

Banta sent one fax to her wife before he was reaching to home.
But when he opened the door, his wife preeto was on the arms of other man.
Santa: May be she not got your fax on the time!!

Banta ek baar apni biwi preeto ko ek fax bhejta hai.
Par jaise hi wo apne ghar pahucta hai. Uski biwi kisi aur ki baho me milti hai.
Santa: Sayad teri biwi ko tera fax nahi mila hoga.

Sardar Jokes : Gang Of Sardars In Bank

2010-05-02T09:51:00.000-07:00

Sardar Jokes In English
Once a gang of sardars broke a bank. And instead of finding money. They found a red wine. They drunk all of them and next day in newspaper headlines. Blood bank robbery.

Sardar Joke In Hindi
Ek bar sardarji ke gang ne ek bank toda. Paise ke alawa unko red wine mil gayi. Wo sari red wine pi gaye.
Next day paper me: Blood bank lut gaya.

Sardar Santa Slapped Pilot why?

2010-04-30T10:57:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Plane was running on the runway and santa came and slapped the pilot.
Pilot: Why you slapped ?
Santa: I am getting late and you are going by road.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek baar santa plane se jaa raha tha.
Usne pilot ko thapad mara.
Santa: mai late ho raha hu aur tu by road ja raha hai.

Santa Banta And Cement

2010-04-30T10:48:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta: Birla Cement kyoki is cement me jaan hai.

Banta And Her Sister -- Banta Aur Uski Behan

2010-04-25T06:49:00.000-07:00

Banta Singh Jokes In English
Banta was standing with her sister. And one man touched her sister accidentally.
He told sorry sardarji, I touched your wife accidentally.
Banta: May be your wife but she is my sister.

Banta Singh Joke In Hindi
Banta apni behan ke sath khada tha. Aur ek admi galti se usse chu leta hai..
Aur wo banta se mafi manget hue kehta hai...
Sorry sardar ji. galti se apki wife ko chu liya.
Banta: Wife hogi teri mer to behan hai.

Santa And His Qualification -- Santa Ki Qualification

2010-04-25T06:38:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta singh: What is your qualification???
Santa Singh: BA.
Banta Singh: Only you read two letter, thats also reverse.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta Singh: Santa teri qualification kya hai??
Santa Singh: BA
Banta singh: Sale doo akshar pade hai wo bhi ulte.

Banta Calling Santa On Mobile

2010-04-25T06:16:00.000-07:00

Banta Santa Jokes In English...Funny

Banta Singh: Every time i call you, your mobile is switched off.
Santa Singh: Ohh Pappe, It is my hello tune.

Banta Santa Jokes In Hindi...Funny

Banta Singh: Har bar mai tujhe call karta hu to tera mobile band milta hai...kyo??
Santa Singh: Nahi pappe, wo to mera hello tune hai..

Santa And Banta Funny Jokes

2010-04-24T20:05:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta English Jokes
Santa: Why you are telling every body that. I am idiot?
Banta: Really, I dont know that. I need to hide this thing.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa: Tum sab se kyo bolt phir rahe ho ki. Mai murkh hu?
Banta: Mujhe pata nahi tha ki ye baat chupane ki hai.

Santa Banta And Naag panchmi

2010-04-24T11:23:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Banta Santa se: Do you know english??
Santa: Yes.
Banta: Tell me the meaning of Naag panchmi.
Santa: Simple, Naag dont punch me.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Banta santa se: Tujhe english aati hai??
Santa Haa.
Banta: Bata naag panchmi ka meaning.
Santa: Naag dont punch me.

Santa And Credit Cards

2010-04-24T11:16:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes In English

Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir this is voter id card.
Santa: But you wrote. All cards accepted here.

Santa Jokes in hindi

Santa take this card.
Waiter: Sir ji ye too voter id card hai.
Santa: Bahar to likha hai ki. Sabhi card accept hote hai.

Santa In Medical College

2010-04-24T11:09:00.001-07:00

Professor: Should women have children after 35??
Santa: No, 35 is more then enough.

Professor: Kya Women ko 35 ke bad children hona chahiye??
Santa: Nahi, 35 hi bahut hai.

Santa Aur Banta And Bomb

2010-04-24T11:04:00.000-07:00

Santa banta were fixing one bomb in bus.
Banta: What if this bomb explodes.
Santa: I have another one.

Santa and banta ek bomb thik kar rahe the.
banta: Agar bomb phut gaya to??
Santa: Tu chinta mat kar mere pass dusra hai.

Santa In Office

2010-04-24T10:50:00.000-07:00

Santa went to office and officer asked.
Do you know the MS Office?????
Santa: Give me the address then.

Santa se ek bar officer puchta hai ki..
Tumhe MS Office aata hai???
Santa: Mujhe address de do.

Santa Lost his Money

2010-04-24T02:19:00.000-07:00

Santa English jokes
One female took santa money and ran away.
Next day santa gave and AD in news paper.
Her name is mala, wearing red color and fair.Any one find her keep her for night, i gave money to her.

Santa Hindi Jokes
Santa ke paise le kar ek waisya bhaag gayi.
Agle din santa ne paper me ad diya.
uska naam mala hai, red dress pehni hui hai and gori hai. Jisse bhi mile rakh le, paise de diye hai.

Santa Singh Weeping on grave

2010-04-24T01:44:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa singh was weeping on Grave.
Banta singh: Why you are weeping?? Whom do you mourn so deeply? child, friend, parents
Santa singh: My wife first husband.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Ek santa ek kabr par ja kar bahut raya.
Banta: Santa tu itna kyo roya?? Wo kiski kabr thi child, dost, relatives ki.
Santa: Meri biwi ke pehle pati ki kabr thi.

Why Santa Study In Front Of Mirror

2010-04-23T23:14:00.000-07:00

Santa Jokes In English

Why Santa Study In Front Of Mirror????
Because It helps.
1) Saving revision time.
2) He can watch on himself.
3) Group studies.

Santa Jokes In Hindi

Santa kyo mirror ke samne padta hai???
Kyoki isse
1) Uska time save hota hai.
2) Wo khud par nazar rakh sakta hai.
3) Aur group study ka maza le sakta hai.

Santa And Lady Shouts On Each Other

2010-04-23T22:12:00.000-07:00

Once Santa was coming from some where and another vehicle is passing from near by. One lady shouted and told pig. Santa also shouted and told stupid.
On next turn he got hit from the pig.

Ek baar santa kahi jaa raha tha. Waha par dusri taraf se ek gadi aa rahi thi. Ek female chilayi. Pig.
Santa bahar nikal kar kahta hai. Stupid.
Next turn par santa ek pig se takra jata hai.

Santa Singh And Sardarni, Girlfriend

2010-04-23T22:03:00.000-07:00

Santa English Jokes
Once santa girlfriend asked him. If i ever engage with you, Give the ring.
Santa singh: Sure what is your phone number.

Santa Hindi jokes
Santa ki girl friend ne usse pucha ki. Agar tum mujhse shaddi karoge to tum mujhe ring dena.
Santa bola: Sure, but tumhara phone number kya hai.

Santa Singh And George Bush

2010-04-18T06:30:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh Jokes in English

Santa went to US. George bust told him to dig the earth.
Santa started digging the earth. 100 feet, 200 feet.
Bush told: Did you find any thing??
Santa found a wire.
Bush told: This shows 100 years before also we had wire for communications.

Now santa invited george bush to india.
Santa took him to one forest and told him to dig the earth.
Bush dig 100, 200 300, 400 feet and tired.
Santa singh: Did you found any thing??
Bush: Nothing.
Santa singh: This shows even 400 years ago. We had "wireless".

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar santa ji amerika jate hai.
Bush unse milte hai aur jammen khodne ko kehte hai.
Santa jammen khodte hai. 100, 200 feet.
Bust kahte hai ki: Kush mila?
Santa ji ko ek wire milta hai.
Bush kehte hai: ye proof hai ki hamre yaha 100 saal pehle bhi wire communication tha.

Ab santa ji bush ko india invite karte hai..
aur bush ko earth khodne ke liye kahte hai.
Bush 100, 200, 300 aur 400 feet khodte hai aur thak jate hai.
Santa singh bush se: Kuch mila??
Bush told: Nothing
Santa singh: Ye iss baat ka sabut hai ki 400 saal pehle bhi hamre yaha. "Wireless" tha.

Santa Singh, Lunch Box And Office

2010-04-16T23:55:00.000-07:00

Why Santa Opens Lunch in middle of road??
Because to confirm? Whether he is going to office or home.

Santa Kyo apan tiffin bich road me kholta hai?
Kyoki wo confirm karna chata hai ki. Wo ghar ja raha hai ya office.

Banta And Police Inspector

2010-04-16T23:36:00.000-07:00

Police Banta se: Bata sadii se pehle teri aakhri icha kya hai??
Banta: Mujhe ulta latka kar faasii di jaye. Sir upar aur pair niche.

Santa Singh In Restaurant

2010-04-15T07:33:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh: Once santa singh went to hotel and wanted to order chicken. But he forgets the name of chicken.
Santa singh said to waiter and ordered: One plate egg mother.

Santa singh hotel jata hai, aur hotel me chicken ka order dena chata hai.
Par wo chicken ka naam bhul jata hai.
Santa singh waiter ko bulakar bolta hai: One plate egg mother.

Santa And Doctor

2010-03-23T08:57:00.000-07:00

Santa: Every time i am getting same weird dream about vampire chasing me. And i am running throw same corridor and later i am pushing hard to open this door. But i am not able to open it.
Doctor says: Because it says "pull it".

Santa Singh In United States

2010-03-23T08:54:00.000-07:00

Once santa singh went to United States.
Person 1: John mcuulum single.
Person 2: Jonny walker single.
Santa singh: Santa singh married.

Santa Sinking with titanic

2010-03-23T08:37:00.000-07:00

Santa was sinking with titanic and he was laughing.
Banta: why you are laughing.
Santa: I not bought return ticket.

Santa titanic ke saath dub raha tha aur has bhi raha tha.
Banta santa se: Hash kyo raha hai?
Santa: Acha hua maine return ticket nahi kharida.

Banta Jokes and sardar

2010-03-20T10:58:00.000-07:00

Banta: tell me the word consists of 100 letter.
Sardar: POST BOX NO aNand