Santa Banta And Kiss

Santa singh: I kiss my wife every day when i leave before to office.
Banta singh: I do the same thing after you leave.

Santa Singh And Free Deilvery

Santa Singh went for deleviery in pizza hut.
Shop owner asked why you come here?
Santa Singh: Because it is written in board "Free Delivery".

Santa And Hot Cold Coffee

Santa Singh to customer: Drink while hot
Customer: Why?
Santa Singh: Because hot coffee cost 5 rs and cold coffee cost 10 rs.

Santa And Petrol Pump

Why no customer comes to get petrol from santa sigh petrol pump.
Because he opened it on second floor of building.

Santa Fall In Love

Santa fall in love with sister of hospital.
After much of thinking, He wrote I love you sister.

Santa singh and doctor

Santa singh: I swallowed a key.
Doctor: When
Santa singh: Sir 6 months ago
Doctor: What you were doing from these many months?
Santa singh: Sir, i was using duplicate key now i lost it.

Santa and bird

How santa singh tried to kill the bird?
He went to top of building and left bird from there.

Santa And Englishman

Titanic was sinking english man asked santa: How far is land from here?
Santa: Two kms from here.
Englishman: In which diresction
Santa singh: In downward direction.

Santa and His Girlfriend

Santa checked his girlfriend mobile. To check for which name she saved his name.
She saved his name as Timepass number 10.

Santa And Servent

Santa: Go give water to the plants in the garden.
Servent: Sir it is already raining.
Santa: So, what go take umbrella and give water to the plants.

Santa Tere Pass Kya Hai

Santa: Mere pass bunglow hai, gadi hai, paisa hai.
Banta : Mere pass bhi ye sab hai.
Santa: Sale apni maa kiske pass hai.

Santa And His Father

Santa: My father was a brave man. He entered in lions cage.
Banta: He must be getting lot of applaud, when he came out?
Santa: Well i don't say he came out.

Sardar Santa Ji Fell On The Girl

Once santa ji fell on the girl. When breaks were applied in bus.
Girl: Stupid what are you doing?
Santa Ji: B.A. Final Year Punjab University.

Sardar Santa On Plane

Once Sardar santa ji was traveling to Bombay. When plane was landing. he started shouting bombay bombay.
Air hostess told Be Silent.
Santa Ji: Ombay Ombay.

Banta And Interview

Bank manager asked to banta: What is cyclone?
Banta: Bank gives loan to buy cycle is called cyclone.

Santa And Test

What is that dumbo doing after taking photocopy?
Santa match all these photocopies with original text book.

Hindi Santa Jokes

Santa ek baar airport ja raha tha.
Driver sab petrol khatam ho gaya hai... ab gadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Santa koi baat nahi gadi piche ghar le lelo.

Twins Santa Banta

Santa and banta was twins. They looks exactly same. Even they borrow money from each other.

Santa And Doctor

Santa ek baar doctor ke pass jata hai: Doctor mujhe dreams me chudel dikti hai.
Uske baad me door ki taraf bhagta hu. But door push karne par bhi nahi khulta hai.
Doctor: wo door kis type ka tha??
Santa: Doctor us door par pull likha tha!!!

Santa And His Son

Santa Ka Beta: Papa aaki shaadi ho gayi?
Santa : Ha beta
Santa ka beta: Kiss se?
Santa: Teri mum se..
Santa ka beta: wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li...