Santa ji ka vrat

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.

Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?

Wife: Nahi ji

Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?

Wife: Nahi ji

Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.

sardarji is filling job form

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Santa and sandhu jokes

Santa and Sadhu jokes in english
Sadhu: Give some charity son.
Santa: he gave 5rs
Sadhu: Ask what you want from me. ANy wish?
Santa: Give me 5rs back

Santa and sashu ke jokes
Sadhu: beta kuch daan do.
Santa: 5rs dedeta hai.
Sadhu: Khush hokar mango kya magte ho?
Santa: mere 5rs wapas dedo.

Intellegent Santa From India

Santa Jokes in English
United States: We discovered Mobile.
China: We discovered Sim card.
Japan: We discovered Sms.
Santa from India: We discovered Miss Call.

Santa ke jokes in hindi
America: mobile hamiaro khoj hai.
China: sim hari khoj hai.
Japan: Sms hamari khoj hai.
Santa India se: Miss call hamari khoj hai.

Santa and Banta Jokes

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: I got a BMW in my marriage.
Banta: But you don't have any car.
Santa "Bahut moti wife" or very fat wife

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa : mujhe shaadi mai BMW mili hai.
Banta par tere pass to koi can nahi hai?
Santa Bahut moti wife.

Santa and teacher jokes

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher to santa: What you wanted do? when you will older.

Santa: marriage

Teacher to santa: What you wanted to be?

Santa: Daddy.

Santa and teacher jokes in hindi

Teacher to santa: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Santa: Shaadi

Teacher to santa: mera matlab tha kya banoge?

Santa: daddy

Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?

Santa banta jokes in english
Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?
Because he feared of "what if fish will start swimming inside stomachs"

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa kyo fish khane ke baad pani nahi pita?
Kyoki usko dar hai ki machli pani mai tarne nahi lage.

Santa And Banta Mast Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Santa to banta: In my dictionary there is no word called 'Impossible'.
Banta to Santa: Why did you not checked this word before buying Dictionary.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa banta se: Meri dictionary me impossible word nahi hai.
banta santa se: ye to tumhe dictionary kharidne ke pehle sochna tha!

Donkey and Santa Fight

Santa english jokes
A donkey kicked santa and run away.
Santa run after donkey and found zebra.
Now santa told now you are hiding in track suite.

Santa hindi jokes
Ek donkey santa ko laat mar kar bhag gaya.
Santa ek zebra ko pakad leta hai.
Ab santa kehta hai ki donkey tu track suite me chipta hai.

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

Santa Fighting For Exam Paper

Santa fighting after exam.
Teacher asked why?
Santa told he left sheet blank.
Teacher asked: So, what is your problem.
I also left blank. Examiner will think i copied from him.

Banta Singh Sent Fax To Her Wife

Banta sent one fax to her wife before he was reaching to home.
But when he opened the door, his wife preeto was on the arms of other man.
Santa: May be she not got your fax on the time!!

Banta ek baar apni biwi preeto ko ek fax bhejta hai.
Par jaise hi wo apne ghar pahucta hai. Uski biwi kisi aur ki baho me milti hai.
Santa: Sayad teri biwi ko tera fax nahi mila hoga.

Banta And Her Sister -- Banta Aur Uski Behan

Banta Singh Jokes In English
Banta was standing with her sister. And one man touched her sister accidentally.
He told sorry sardarji, I touched your wife accidentally.
Banta: May be your wife but she is my sister.

Banta Singh Joke In Hindi
Banta apni behan ke sath khada tha. Aur ek admi galti se usse chu leta hai..
Aur wo banta se mafi manget hue kehta hai...
Sorry sardar ji. galti se apki wife ko chu liya.
Banta: Wife hogi teri mer to behan hai.

Santa And His Qualification -- Santa Ki Qualification

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta singh: What is your qualification???
Santa Singh: BA.
Banta Singh: Only you read two letter, thats also reverse.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta Singh: Santa teri qualification kya hai??
Santa Singh: BA
Banta singh: Sale doo akshar pade hai wo bhi ulte.

Banta Calling Santa On Mobile

Banta Santa Jokes In English...Funny

Banta Singh: Every time i call you, your mobile is switched off.
Santa Singh: Ohh Pappe, It is my hello tune.


Banta Santa Jokes In Hindi...Funny

Banta Singh: Har bar mai tujhe call karta hu to tera mobile band milta hai...kyo??
Santa Singh: Nahi pappe, wo to mera hello tune hai..

Santa Aur Banta And Bomb

Santa banta were fixing one bomb in bus.
Banta: What if this bomb explodes.
Santa: I have another one.

Santa and banta ek bomb thik kar rahe the.
banta: Agar bomb phut gaya to??
Santa: Tu chinta mat kar mere pass dusra hai.

Banta And Police Inspector

Police Banta se: Bata sadii se pehle teri aakhri icha kya hai??
Banta: Mujhe ulta latka kar faasii di jaye. Sir upar aur pair niche.

Banta Jokes and sardar

Banta: tell me the word consists of 100 letter.
Sardar: POST BOX NO aNand

Banta And Interview

Bank manager asked to banta: What is cyclone?
Banta: Bank gives loan to buy cycle is called cyclone.