Santa Banta Jokes

15.4.10

Santa Singh In Restaurant

Santa Singh: Once santa singh went to hotel and wanted to order chicken. But he forgets the name of chicken.
Santa singh said to waiter and ordered: One plate egg mother.

Santa singh hotel jata hai, aur hotel me chicken ka order dena chata hai.
Par wo chicken ka naam bhul jata hai.
Santa singh waiter ko bulakar bolta hai: One plate egg mother.

23.3.10

Santa And Doctor

Santa: Every time i am getting same weird dream about vampire chasing me. And i am running throw same corridor and later i am pushing hard to open this door. But i am not able to open it.
Doctor says: Because it says "pull it".

Santa Singh In United States

Once santa singh went to United States.
Person 1: John mcuulum single.
Person 2: Jonny walker single.
Santa singh: Santa singh married.

Santa Sinking with titanic

Santa was sinking with titanic and he was laughing.
Banta: why you are laughing.
Santa: I not bought return ticket.

Santa titanic ke saath dub raha tha aur has bhi raha tha.
Banta santa se: Hash kyo raha hai?
Santa: Acha hua maine return ticket nahi kharida.

20.3.10

Banta Jokes and sardar

Banta: tell me the word consists of 100 letter.
Sardar: POST BOX NO aNand

Santa Banta And Drying

Santa was standing in the sun.
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying.

18.3.10

Santa Is Aids Patient

Santa to banta: Doctor told me. I have got AIDS.
Banta: What is AIDS?
Santa:
A: Abb
I: ISS
D:duniyaa se
S: Sat sri akal

Santa banta se: Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai. Muhe Aids hai.
Banta: Ye aids kya hota hai.
Santa:
A: ABB
I: Iss
D:Duniya se
S: Sat sri akal

17.3.10

Sardar Santa Kissed A girl

Sardar santa went and kissed a girl.
Girl what are you doing?
I am doing BA from khalasa college.

Ek sardar ek ladki ko kiss kar leta hai.
Ladki: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: BA from khalasha college.

Santa And Teacher

Santa in school.
Teacher: Write your father name in english.
Santa wrote: Beautiful red underwear.
Teacher: what is this??
Santa : My father name is sunder lal chadda.

13.3.10

Santa Riding The Horse

Santa Singh was riding the horse on london. He crossed the red light and suddenly police officer whistles.
Santa Singh: He lifted the tail of horse and said note the number

Ek baar santa singh godhe par sawar hokar london ke street cross kar rahe the.
Police officer siti baja kar rokta hai.
Santa singh gohde ki puch utha kar kahte hai, le kar le number note.

Santa Not Going To Doctor

Banta: You was suppose to visit doctor today.
Santa: No yaar, I am not feeling well today.

Santa Got Son

Banta: Congrats santa you are no become papa.
Santa: Don't tell my wife, i will surprise her.

Santa singh is Electrician

One lady calls santa singh electrician: My door bell is not working plzz..repair.
Santa not comes for 5 days.
She called him again: Why you are not coming repair?
Santa singh: I am coming daily madam, But no one opens door when i press door bell.

Santa And Truck Driver

Why you are afraid of truck driver soo much.
Santa: Because my my wife ran away with truck driver and every time any truck comes. I think he will give my wife back.

12.3.10

Santa singh And Donkey

Santa lost his donkey and he was thanking to God..
One person was going from that road and asked him that why is thanking God?
Santa singh told he is thanking because donkey lost when he was not there. if he was riding on donkey then he would had been lost.

11.3.10

Santa Calling 911

Why santa not able to call 911.
Because there is no 11 on telephone.

Why santa and banta go with theater

Why santa and banta go to theater with 16 peoples.
Because below 18 is not allowed in movie hall.