Santa coming from airport and security guard asked question

Santa jokes in english
Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...


santa jokes in hindi
Ek baar santa airport se aa rahe the. unse security guard ne pucha.
Wait sir.
Santa 65 kg aur chal diye

Santa Banta Mai Bhi Anna Jokes

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa Singh And Professor Jokes

Santa And Professor jokes
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Sardar ji is heating knife

Sardar ji jokes in english
Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
Sardarji: to prevent infection

Santa sending sms to girfriend

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Shall i send sms from your mobile to my girlfriend?
Banta; Why send it from your mobile.
Santa: She will understand my handwriting. she is very clever.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.

Santa Kissing Blank Paper

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa was kissing blank paper.
Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
Santa: These days we don't talk.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.
Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.

Santa and railway track

Santa banta jokes in English
Santa is trying for suicide but sleeping next to railway track.
Banta: why you are not sleeping inside the railway track.
Santa: I have fear.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye.
banta: tum railway track ke side mai kyo chupe ho.
Santa: mujhe darr lagta hai.

Santa And His Wife Eating Paan

Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum.

Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.

Relations Between Santa And Banta

Santa banta jokes in Hindi
Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
Tabhi banta hai.

Santa And His College

Santa started one college and the name of college is
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.
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Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto

Sardharji jokes in english.
Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
Santa: How it helps you?
Preeto: I use your brush.

Sardharji jokes in hindi
Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.

Banta ko 21 toppo ki salami

Banta: Praajji jab mai paida hua tha, tab mujhe 21 toppo ki salami mili thi.
Santa: Aacha to tu abhi tak jinda kaise hai?

Santa singh watching movie his dog

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

Santa jokes in english
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

Sardar Santa Got Electric Shock

English Jokes On Sardar
Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.
But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days.

Hindi Jokes On Sardar
Ek baar electric line ka wire santa ke upar gir gaya.
Sardar santa tadap tadap kar marne wala tha.
Phir usse yaad aaya ki: 2 din se waha par electricity nahi hai.

Santa Wife And Police Inspector

Santa Singh JOkes In English
Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.
Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.

Short Jokes: Santa Fight With His Father

Santa Singh short Jokes In English
Once santa fought with his father.
Later he went to graveyard and hang flower.
And wrote coming soon.

Santa Singh short JOkes In Hindi
Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.
Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.
Coming soon.

Santa And Court

Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.

Santa Singh Aur Teacher Jokes

Santa Jokes in English

Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.
Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.
Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?
Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
Santa: Chupchap bhaitha hua tha.
Teacher: Santa tum kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya.

Sardar Santa Slapped Pilot why?

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Plane was running on the runway and santa came and slapped the pilot.
Pilot: Why you slapped ?
Santa: I am getting late and you are going by road.


Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek baar santa plane se jaa raha tha.
Usne pilot ko thapad mara.
Santa: mai late ho raha hu aur tu by road ja raha hai.