sardar sleeping in room

sardar was sleeping in his bedroom with his wife
why are you scrolling down very fast. let him sleep with his wife.

Santa ji ka vrat

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.

Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?

Wife: Nahi ji

Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?

Wife: Nahi ji

Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.

Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”

Santa coming from airport and security guard asked question

Santa jokes in english
Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...


santa jokes in hindi
Ek baar santa airport se aa rahe the. unse security guard ne pucha.
Wait sir.
Santa 65 kg aur chal diye

Jokes on Sardar, Sardar ji visiting gateway of india

A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

Sardar Jokes in hindi. Eating samaso

Sardar jokes in hindi
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thek hai
1 din guzar giya ...sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisay karo gay to main nahi jaonga.

Santa with his mother and going to school

Santa jokes in english
Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apni mother ke saath school ja raha tha aur usne ek boy aur girl ko kiss karte hue dekha
Phir usne apni mother ko kaha. Are mummy wo ladka aur ladki chewing gum ke liye jhagad rahe hai

Santa Banta Mai Bhi Anna Jokes

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"

Chukule Sms In Hindi: Best Hindi Jokes of Santa

Doctor: Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Pehle se zyada kharab hai.
…

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Santa: Nahi, dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
…

Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa: Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
…

Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa: Nahi dawai to laal thi.
…

Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa: Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

…………………………………Doctor behosh………………

Santa Singh And Professor Jokes

Santa And Professor jokes
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Santa and His Boss jokes Sms

Santa boss jokes sms
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Santa and police jokes

Santa police jokes in english
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA


Santa police jokes in hindi
Police tum apni wife ko comedy movie pregnancy mai le kar kyo gaye.
Santa: Mai chata hu ki mera child jab paida ho to wo hase.. kyoki sare bache rote hai.

Sardar ji is heating knife

Sardar ji jokes in english
Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
Sardarji: to prevent infection

Santa sending sms to girfriend

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Shall i send sms from your mobile to my girlfriend?
Banta; Why send it from your mobile.
Santa: She will understand my handwriting. she is very clever.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.
Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.

Santa Kissing Blank Paper

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa was kissing blank paper.
Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
Santa: These days we don't talk.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.
Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.

Sardar Santa And Sadhu

Santa: baba meri biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai koi upay ho to batao?
Baba: Agar mere pass koi upay hota to mai sadhu kyo banta.

Santa and sandhu jokes

Santa and Sadhu jokes in english
Sadhu: Give some charity son.
Santa: he gave 5rs
Sadhu: Ask what you want from me. ANy wish?
Santa: Give me 5rs back

Santa and sashu ke jokes
Sadhu: beta kuch daan do.
Santa: 5rs dedeta hai.
Sadhu: Khush hokar mango kya magte ho?
Santa: mere 5rs wapas dedo.

Intellegent Santa From India

Santa Jokes in English
United States: We discovered Mobile.
China: We discovered Sim card.
Japan: We discovered Sms.
Santa from India: We discovered Miss Call.

Santa ke jokes in hindi
America: mobile hamiaro khoj hai.
China: sim hari khoj hai.
Japan: Sms hamari khoj hai.
Santa India se: Miss call hamari khoj hai.

Santa and Banta Jokes

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: I got a BMW in my marriage.
Banta: But you don't have any car.
Santa "Bahut moti wife" or very fat wife

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa : mujhe shaadi mai BMW mili hai.
Banta par tere pass to koi can nahi hai?
Santa Bahut moti wife.

Santa and teacher jokes

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher to santa: What you wanted do? when you will older.

Santa: marriage

Teacher to santa: What you wanted to be?

Santa: Daddy.

Santa and teacher jokes in hindi

Teacher to santa: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Santa: Shaadi

Teacher to santa: mera matlab tha kya banoge?

Santa: daddy