Santa And His Son

Santa Jokes in English
Santa: Today someone abused my father.
Santa Wife: Than?
Santa: Than i also abused his father.
Santa wife: Who?
Santa: My son.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: aaj kissi ne mera baap ko galiya si.
Santa ki wife: phir?
Santa: to maine bhi uske baap ko gali di.
Santa ki wife: kaun?
Santa: Mera beta

Santa And His Wife Eating Paan

Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum.

Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.

Santa Banta And Girl

Santa Banta jokes in english
Santa to banta: That girl is soo beautiful.
Banta: I know her name.
Santa: tell mee.
Banta: She works in the bank and her name is "Open Account".

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa to banta: Wo ladki kitni sundar hai.
Banta to santa: mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa to banta: bol uska naam.
Banta to santa: wo bank mai kaam karti hai. Aur counter per likha hai "Chalu khata"

Santa And His Wife Jokes

Sardar Santa Jokes In English
Sardar Santa: Jeeto hide all the things in this room.
Jeeto: Why? Your friends is thief?
Sardar santa: They know things.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa: Jeeto sara saman chupa lo
Jeeto: kyo? ky tumhare dost chor hai?
Santa: Nahi wo saman pehchan lenge.

Santa Banta Girlfriend Chitchat

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: Yaar biwi ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Sasur.
Santa banta se: To phir girlfriend ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Shaddi hui to sasur nahi to asur.

Santa singh and Hen jokes

Santa singh jokes in english
Santa to hen: Why you gave one egg? You don't have any fear...
hen: I am having fear from you. That's why i gave 1 egg. But i was cock.

Santa singh jokes in hindi
Santa murgi se: tumne sorf ek hi andda kyo diya? Tumko mujhse dar nahi lagta?
Murgi: lagta hai tabhi to diya warna mai to murga hu

Sardar Santa Meet God Funny jokes

Sardar santa singh jokes in english
Santa to god: I want one wish only.
God to santa: Make a wish
Santa to god: Give me D.J. music system
God to santa: If i can give you D.J. than why should i keep damaru?

Santa banta jokes in hindi
God: santa mango tumko kya wish chahiye?
Santa : bhagvan aap mujhe ek D.J. dedo.
God: agar mai tumko D.J. de sakta, to kyo mai damaruu lekar gumta

Santa Painting Jokes

Santa jokes in english
Santa and painting:
Painter told to santa: Draw a painting when horse is eating green grass in grassland.
next day
Painter: santa why this painting is still white.
Santa: grass had lunch yesterday and left the grassland. hence painting is white in color.

Santa jokes in hindi
painter: santa kal horse ki grass khate hue painting bana kar lana.
Next day
painter: santa to batao painting
Santa: Horse grass kha kar ghar chala gaya

Teacher and Santa Jokes

 Teacher santa se: kal maine tumko kutte par essay likhene ko kaha tha?
Santa : jaise hi maine kutte par pen rakha. Wo bhag gaya.

Santa From India And Banta From US

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Ek bat banta singh us se india aaye. Banta ne santa se hamare yaha shaddi Email se hoti ha.
Santa: Hamre yaha shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.

Santa banta english jokes
Banta came from America to india. In our country we get married on email.
Santa : In our country, We marry to Fe-mail.

Santa And Banta Mast Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Santa to banta: In my dictionary there is no word called 'Impossible'.
Banta to Santa: Why did you not checked this word before buying Dictionary.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa banta se: Meri dictionary me impossible word nahi hai.
banta santa se: ye to tumhe dictionary kharidne ke pehle sochna tha!

Teacher And Santa Jokes

Teacher santa jokes in hindi
Santa maine kal tujhko kutte ke upar essay likhne ko kaha tha. Kyo nahi likha.
Santa: Maine jab likhna suru kiya to wo bhag gaya.

Donkey and Santa Fight

Santa english jokes
A donkey kicked santa and run away.
Santa run after donkey and found zebra.
Now santa told now you are hiding in track suite.

Santa hindi jokes
Ek donkey santa ko laat mar kar bhag gaya.
Santa ek zebra ko pakad leta hai.
Ab santa kehta hai ki donkey tu track suite me chipta hai.

Santa and marriage jokes

Santa english jokes
Santa declares that he will never marry in his life and then he told
I will give same advice to my childrens too

Santa hindi jokes
Ek barr sardar santa ye khata hai ki mai kabhi shaadi nahi karunga.
Aur apne bacho ko bhi ye hi advice dunga.

Santa Attending the interview

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
      Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
      Banta Singh : Ok
      Interviewer : Made in India
      Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
      Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
      Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
      Interviewer : Maxi Mum
      Banta Singh : Mini Dad
      Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
      Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
      Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : I say you get out!
      Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
      Interviewer : I reject you!
      Banta Singh : You appoint me

Relations Between Santa And Banta

Santa banta jokes in Hindi
Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
Tabhi banta hai.

Santa And His College

Santa started one college and the name of college is
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Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management

Sardar Lawyer Funny Joke in english / hindi

Sardar Jokes In English
Killer: try i get life time imprisonment.
Sardar lawyer: Don't worry
After court decision
Killer: What happen?
Sardar lawyer: U got life imprisonment some how, court was leaving you.

Sardar Jokes In Hindi
Qatil: Koshish karna ki mujhe umar kaid ho jaye maut ki saja na ho.
Sardar Lawyer: Don't worry.
After court decision:
Quatil kya hua? Sardar lawyer: Bahut mushkil se umar kaid mili, sale riha kar rahe the.

Sardar Santa On Mango Tree With Apple

Sardarji Jokes In English
Once sardar santa climbed the mango tree.
Monkey: Why you climbed mango tree?
Sardar santa: To eat apple.
Monkey: This is mango tree.
Sardar santa: This is apple in my hand.

Sardarji jokes in hindi
Ek baar sardar santa aam ke pedh par chad gaye.
Kala Bandar: Tum yaha par kyo chade?
Sardar santa: apple khane ke liye.
Kala bandar: Ye aam ka pedh hai.
Sardar santa: ye apple hai.

Santa Wants To Be Pilot

Santa JOkes In English
Teacher: Santa what you wants to be in future?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: why?
Santa: because no traffic in air.

Santa jokes in hindi
Teacher: Santa tum bade ho kar kya banan chate ho?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: kyo?
Santa: kyoki upar koi nahi hota.