Santa with his mother and going to school

Santa jokes in english
Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apni mother ke saath school ja raha tha aur usne ek boy aur girl ko kiss karte hue dekha
Phir usne apni mother ko kaha. Are mummy wo ladka aur ladki chewing gum ke liye jhagad rahe hai

Santa Banta Mai Bhi Anna Jokes

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa and Dog Jokes

Santa jokes in english
One dog was sitting under the santa car.
Santa: what r u doing under my car. Don' try to become an engineer.

Santa jokes in hindi
Ek kutta santa ki car ke niche baitha tha.
Santa gusse se, tu meri car ke niche kya kar raha hai. bada aaya engineer banane

Fat Santa Jokes in Hindi

Fat Santa and Doctor banta Jokes in english
Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my house.

Fat santa and doctor banta jokes in hindi
Fat santa doctor banta se: mujhe apna weight kam karna hai.
Doctor banta fat santa se: roz 8 km doddo aur 300 din bad aana
Fat santa call karta hai banta ko: are mera weight kam ho gaya hai aur mai 24,000km door hu.

Santa and police jokes

Santa police jokes in english
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA


Santa police jokes in hindi
Police tum apni wife ko comedy movie pregnancy mai le kar kyo gaye.
Santa: Mai chata hu ki mera child jab paida ho to wo hase.. kyoki sare bache rote hai.

Sardar ji is heating knife

Sardar ji jokes in english
Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
sardar friend: why ur heating knife?
Sardarji: to prevent infection

Santa Kissing Blank Paper

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa was kissing blank paper.
Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
Santa: These days we don't talk.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.
Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte.

sardarji is filling job form

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Sardar Santa And Sadhu

Santa: baba meri biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai koi upay ho to batao?
Baba: Agar mere pass koi upay hota to mai sadhu kyo banta.

Santa and sandhu jokes

Santa and Sadhu jokes in english
Sadhu: Give some charity son.
Santa: he gave 5rs
Sadhu: Ask what you want from me. ANy wish?
Santa: Give me 5rs back

Santa and sashu ke jokes
Sadhu: beta kuch daan do.
Santa: 5rs dedeta hai.
Sadhu: Khush hokar mango kya magte ho?
Santa: mere 5rs wapas dedo.

Intellegent Santa From India

Santa Jokes in English
United States: We discovered Mobile.
China: We discovered Sim card.
Japan: We discovered Sms.
Santa from India: We discovered Miss Call.

Santa ke jokes in hindi
America: mobile hamiaro khoj hai.
China: sim hari khoj hai.
Japan: Sms hamari khoj hai.
Santa India se: Miss call hamari khoj hai.

Santa And His Son

Santa Jokes in English
Santa: Today someone abused my father.
Santa Wife: Than?
Santa: Than i also abused his father.
Santa wife: Who?
Santa: My son.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: aaj kissi ne mera baap ko galiya si.
Santa ki wife: phir?
Santa: to maine bhi uske baap ko gali di.
Santa ki wife: kaun?
Santa: Mera beta

Santa And His Wife Eating Paan

Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum.

Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.

Santa Banta Girlfriend Chitchat

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: Yaar biwi ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Sasur.
Santa banta se: To phir girlfriend ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Shaddi hui to sasur nahi to asur.

Santa singh and Hen jokes

Santa singh jokes in english
Santa to hen: Why you gave one egg? You don't have any fear...
hen: I am having fear from you. That's why i gave 1 egg. But i was cock.

Santa singh jokes in hindi
Santa murgi se: tumne sorf ek hi andda kyo diya? Tumko mujhse dar nahi lagta?
Murgi: lagta hai tabhi to diya warna mai to murga hu

Sardar Santa Meet God Funny jokes

Sardar santa singh jokes in english
Santa to god: I want one wish only.
God to santa: Make a wish
Santa to god: Give me D.J. music system
God to santa: If i can give you D.J. than why should i keep damaru?

Santa banta jokes in hindi
God: santa mango tumko kya wish chahiye?
Santa : bhagvan aap mujhe ek D.J. dedo.
God: agar mai tumko D.J. de sakta, to kyo mai damaruu lekar gumta

Santa Painting Jokes

Santa jokes in english
Santa and painting:
Painter told to santa: Draw a painting when horse is eating green grass in grassland.
next day
Painter: santa why this painting is still white.
Santa: grass had lunch yesterday and left the grassland. hence painting is white in color.

Santa jokes in hindi
painter: santa kal horse ki grass khate hue painting bana kar lana.
Next day
painter: santa to batao painting
Santa: Horse grass kha kar ghar chala gaya

Teacher and Santa Jokes

 Teacher santa se: kal maine tumko kutte par essay likhene ko kaha tha?
Santa : jaise hi maine kutte par pen rakha. Wo bhag gaya.

Santa From India And Banta From US

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Ek bat banta singh us se india aaye. Banta ne santa se hamare yaha shaddi Email se hoti ha.
Santa: Hamre yaha shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.

Santa banta english jokes
Banta came from America to india. In our country we get married on email.
Santa : In our country, We marry to Fe-mail.

Santa And Banta Mast Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Santa to banta: In my dictionary there is no word called 'Impossible'.
Banta to Santa: Why did you not checked this word before buying Dictionary.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa banta se: Meri dictionary me impossible word nahi hai.
banta santa se: ye to tumhe dictionary kharidne ke pehle sochna tha!