Santa Painting Jokes

Santa jokes in english
Santa and painting:
Painter told to santa: Draw a painting when horse is eating green grass in grassland.
next day
Painter: santa why this painting is still white.
Santa: grass had lunch yesterday and left the grassland. hence painting is white in color.

Santa jokes in hindi
painter: santa kal horse ki grass khate hue painting bana kar lana.
Next day
painter: santa to batao painting
Santa: Horse grass kha kar ghar chala gaya

Teacher and Santa Jokes

 Teacher santa se: kal maine tumko kutte par essay likhene ko kaha tha?
Santa : jaise hi maine kutte par pen rakha. Wo bhag gaya.

Santa From India And Banta From US

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Ek bat banta singh us se india aaye. Banta ne santa se hamare yaha shaddi Email se hoti ha.
Santa: Hamre yaha shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.

Santa banta english jokes
Banta came from America to india. In our country we get married on email.
Santa : In our country, We marry to Fe-mail.

Santa And Banta Mast Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Santa to banta: In my dictionary there is no word called 'Impossible'.
Banta to Santa: Why did you not checked this word before buying Dictionary.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa banta se: Meri dictionary me impossible word nahi hai.
banta santa se: ye to tumhe dictionary kharidne ke pehle sochna tha!

Teacher And Santa Jokes

Teacher santa jokes in hindi
Santa maine kal tujhko kutte ke upar essay likhne ko kaha tha. Kyo nahi likha.
Santa: Maine jab likhna suru kiya to wo bhag gaya.

Donkey and Santa Fight

Santa english jokes
A donkey kicked santa and run away.
Santa run after donkey and found zebra.
Now santa told now you are hiding in track suite.

Santa hindi jokes
Ek donkey santa ko laat mar kar bhag gaya.
Santa ek zebra ko pakad leta hai.
Ab santa kehta hai ki donkey tu track suite me chipta hai.

Santa and marriage jokes

Santa english jokes
Santa declares that he will never marry in his life and then he told
I will give same advice to my childrens too

Santa hindi jokes
Ek barr sardar santa ye khata hai ki mai kabhi shaadi nahi karunga.
Aur apne bacho ko bhi ye hi advice dunga.

Santa Attending the interview

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
      Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
      Banta Singh : Ok
      Interviewer : Made in India
      Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
      Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
      Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
      Interviewer : Maxi Mum
      Banta Singh : Mini Dad
      Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
      Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
      Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : I say you get out!
      Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
      Interviewer : I reject you!
      Banta Singh : You appoint me

Relations Between Santa And Banta

Santa banta jokes in Hindi
Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
Tabhi banta hai.

Santa And His College

Santa started one college and the name of college is
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Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management

Sardar Lawyer Funny Joke in english / hindi

Sardar Jokes In English
Killer: try i get life time imprisonment.
Sardar lawyer: Don't worry
After court decision
Killer: What happen?
Sardar lawyer: U got life imprisonment some how, court was leaving you.

Sardar Jokes In Hindi
Qatil: Koshish karna ki mujhe umar kaid ho jaye maut ki saja na ho.
Sardar Lawyer: Don't worry.
After court decision:
Quatil kya hua? Sardar lawyer: Bahut mushkil se umar kaid mili, sale riha kar rahe the.

Sardar Santa On Mango Tree With Apple

Sardarji Jokes In English
Once sardar santa climbed the mango tree.
Monkey: Why you climbed mango tree?
Sardar santa: To eat apple.
Monkey: This is mango tree.
Sardar santa: This is apple in my hand.

Sardarji jokes in hindi
Ek baar sardar santa aam ke pedh par chad gaye.
Kala Bandar: Tum yaha par kyo chade?
Sardar santa: apple khane ke liye.
Kala bandar: Ye aam ka pedh hai.
Sardar santa: ye apple hai.

Santa Wants To Be Pilot

Santa JOkes In English
Teacher: Santa what you wants to be in future?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: why?
Santa: because no traffic in air.

Santa jokes in hindi
Teacher: Santa tum bade ho kar kya banan chate ho?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: kyo?
Santa: kyoki upar koi nahi hota.

Santa Singh Sitting On Tippu Sultan Chair

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Santa singh went to tippu sultan palace and sat on his precious chair.
Servent: Sir, what are you doing? This is tippu sultan chair.
Santa singh: Don't worry when he will come, i will leave this chair.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Santa singh ek baar masoor ki kille par gaya.
waha par jaa kar tippu sultan ki chair par baith gaya.
Naukar: Sirji ye kya kar rahe hai? ye tippu sultan ki chair hai.
Santa singh: Don't worry, jab wo aayenge tab mai utt jaunga.

Santa new job, naukri and new boss

Santa jokes in English
Santa got new job and working late first day.
Boss was very happy seeing him, working late very first day.
Boss: You doing hard work. what you did today?
Santa singh: Arranging keys in the alphabatic manner.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa pehle dinn bahut der tak kaam karta hai.
Boss bahut khush hota hai, usse kaam karte dekh.
Boss: santa tum bahut der tak kaam kar rahe ho. Tumne aaj kya kiya?
Santa singh bolta hai: Sir, keyboard ki keys arrange kar raha tha.

Sardar Santa And Sardarni

Sardarni caught his husband santa searching up and down in living room.
Sardarni: What are you searching?
Santa: Searching for hidden camera.
Sardarni: Why you think here is any hidden camera.
Sardar Santa: Because on tv always this guy is saying you are watching star world.

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

Sardar Jokes, Sardarji And Teaher Jokes

Teacher told write an essay on cricket match. Every body was writing except one.
Teacher asked why you are not writing?
Sardarji: Due to rain, no match.

Teacher children ko ek essay cricket par likhne ke liye boli. Sab bache likh rahe the.
Par ek sardaji nahi likh rahe the.
Teacher tum kyo nahi likh rahe ho?
Sardarji: bhari barish ke karan, koi match nahi hua.

Santa Fighting For Exam Paper

Santa fighting after exam.
Teacher asked why?
Santa told he left sheet blank.
Teacher asked: So, what is your problem.
I also left blank. Examiner will think i copied from him.

Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto

Sardharji jokes in english.
Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
Santa: How it helps you?
Preeto: I use your brush.

Sardharji jokes in hindi
Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.