essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

Fat Santa Jokes in Hindi

Fat Santa and Doctor banta Jokes in english
Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my house.

Fat santa and doctor banta jokes in hindi
Fat santa doctor banta se: mujhe apna weight kam karna hai.
Doctor banta fat santa se: roz 8 km doddo aur 300 din bad aana
Fat santa call karta hai banta ko: are mera weight kam ho gaya hai aur mai 24,000km door hu.

Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?

Santa banta jokes in english
Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?
Because he feared of "what if fish will start swimming inside stomachs"

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa kyo fish khane ke baad pani nahi pita?
Kyoki usko dar hai ki machli pani mai tarne nahi lage.

Santa singh watching movie his dog

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

Santa jokes in english
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

Jokes In Punjabi: Santa n Banta

Jokes In English
Santa: banta you got married?
Banta: yes, with one female
Santa: marriage happen with male also.
Banta: yes, my sister will do it.

Jokes in Hindi
Santa: banta teri shaadi ho gayi?
Banta: haa, ek ladki ke saath
Santa: ladke ke saath bhi hoti hai.
Banta: haa meri sister ki hogi

Jokes In Punjabi
Santa: Oye tera vyaah ho gaya?
Banta: Haa, kudi naal
Santa: oye munde naal bhi honda hai.
Banta: Haa meri sister da hooyaa si.