Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi, English, Sardar Jokes

Santa coming from airport and security guard asked question

21.1.12

Santa jokes in english
Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...

santa jokes in hindi
Ek baar santa airport se aa rahe the. unse security guard ne pucha.
Wait sir.
Santa 65 kg aur chal diye

Santa Conclusion on man

26.11.11

A man jumped into the river and never came back.
Another man jumped, he also did not return.

Santa's conclusion: man is soluble in water

Pathan and santa ka interview jokes

28.10.11

Ek pathan aur Santa ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab santa se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

Sardaji Santa on AAJTAK and amritsar railway station

8.10.11

Santa Jokes in english
AAJTAK" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji santa: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

Santa and teacher jokes in english

27.9.11

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.

Santa and his girlfirend birthday and mobile number

25.9.11

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

Santa and buddi hua ke jokes

23.9.11

Santa Banta jokes in hindi
Santa jawan hua to uske pariwar ki budhi bhua shaadi ya samajik samarohon main mauke-bemauke kabhi bhi aakar chikoti kaat jaati aur kahti ,”Beta ab tumhari baari hai.”
Santa ki yah samasya tab khatam hui jab martyu ya shok samarohon main panhuchne par woh usi budhi bhua ke paas jata aur bolta :- ab tumhari baari hai , bhuaji.

Jokes on Sardar, Sardar ji visiting gateway of india

20.9.11

A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

Santa and doctor jokes

Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."
Banta Singh: "Does it work?"
Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."

Santa and banta sitting on tree and singing songs

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Santa and his friends talking about wifes

Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Sardar Jokes in hindi. Eating samaso

Sardar jokes in hindi
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thek hai
1 din guzar giya ...sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisay karo gay to main nahi jaonga.

Santa with his mother and going to school

14.9.11

Santa jokes in english
Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apni mother ke saath school ja raha tha aur usne ek boy aur girl ko kiss karte hue dekha
Phir usne apni mother ko kaha. Are mummy wo ladka aur ladki chewing gum ke liye jhagad rahe hai

Santa Banta Mai Bhi Anna Jokes

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"

Chukule Sms In Hindi: Best Hindi Jokes of Santa

6.9.11

Doctor: Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Pehle se zyada kharab hai.
…

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Santa: Nahi, dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
…

Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa: Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
…

Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa: Nahi dawai to laal thi.
…

Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa: Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

…………………………………Doctor behosh………………

Santa and Dog Jokes

5.8.11

Santa jokes in english
One dog was sitting under the santa car.
Santa: what r u doing under my car. Don' try to become an engineer.

Santa jokes in hindi
Ek kutta santa ki car ke niche baitha tha.
Santa gusse se, tu meri car ke niche kya kar raha hai. bada aaya engineer banane

Fat Santa Jokes in Hindi

25.7.11

Fat Santa and Doctor banta Jokes in english
Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my house.

Fat santa and doctor banta jokes in hindi
Fat santa doctor banta se: mujhe apna weight kam karna hai.
Doctor banta fat santa se: roz 8 km doddo aur 300 din bad aana
Fat santa call karta hai banta ko: are mera weight kam ho gaya hai aur mai 24,000km door hu.

Santa Singh And Professor Jokes

23.6.11

Santa And Professor jokes
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Santa and His Boss jokes Sms

Santa boss jokes sms
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Santa and police jokes

Santa police jokes in english
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Santa police jokes in hindi
Police tum apni wife ko comedy movie pregnancy mai le kar kyo gaye.
Santa: Mai chata hu ki mera child jab paida ho to wo hase.. kyoki sare bache rote hai.

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