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18.8.13

sardar sleeping in room

sardar was sleeping in his bedroom with his wife
why are you scrolling down very fast. let him sleep with his wife.

10.6.13

santa and conductor in bus

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

15.4.13

santa banta and machli

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

4.3.13

santa and yamdudt

Santa ke marne ke baad 66 Yamdoot aaye.

Ek yamdoot saawal kar raha tha aur....

65 Yamdoot Santa ko sawaal samjha rahe the!

Santa and his wife

Santa said to his wife: “You know king Dasharatha had three wives.”

Wife (skeptical): “So?”


Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”


Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”

2.2.13

essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

29.1.13

Santa ji ka vrat


Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?

Wife: Nahi ji

Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?

Wife: Nahi ji

Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.

21.6.12

i luv u santa


Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

25.5.12

Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”

21.1.12

Santa coming from airport and security guard asked question

Santa jokes in english
Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...


santa jokes in hindi
Ek baar santa airport se aa rahe the. unse security guard ne pucha.
Wait sir.
Santa 65 kg aur chal diye

26.11.11

28.10.11

Pathan and santa ka interview jokes

Ek pathan aur Santa ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab santa se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

8.10.11

Sardaji Santa on AAJTAK and amritsar railway station

Santa Jokes in english
AAJTAK" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji santa: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

27.9.11

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.

25.9.11

23.9.11

Santa and buddi hua ke jokes

Santa Banta jokes in hindi
Santa jawan hua to uske pariwar ki budhi bhua shaadi ya samajik samarohon main mauke-bemauke kabhi bhi aakar chikoti kaat jaati aur kahti ,”Beta ab tumhari baari hai.”
Santa ki yah samasya tab khatam hui jab martyu ya shok samarohon main panhuchne par woh usi budhi bhua ke paas jata aur bolta :- ab tumhari baari hai , bhuaji.

20.9.11

Jokes on Sardar, Sardar ji visiting gateway of india


A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

Santa and doctor jokes


Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."
 Banta Singh: "Does it work?"
 Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."

Santa and banta sitting on tree and singing songs


Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
 Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
 Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Santa and his friends talking about wifes


Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
 His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
 Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."