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15.12.14

Hindi whatsapp status and jokes

Agar aapne apni Shirt ke pehla button galat lagaya hai..
To nisandeh baaki sabhi buttons bhi galat hi lagenge!!

– Ghanshyam Tailor

Jaroori nahin hai har baat Mahatma Gandhi ya Shakespeare ne kahi ho!

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Agar aapki raah mein chhote chhote patthar aaye, to samajh lena,
Ki Road ka kaam chal raha hai!

– Bhanwarlal Thekedaar

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Zindagi mein sirf Paana hi sabkuch nahi hota,
Uske saath Nut Bolt bhi chahiye..

– Mahadev Mistri

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Agar basanti ki mausi, Thakur ko raakhi baandhe, To basanti aur Thakur ka kya rishta hua?

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Apna-Apna kaam karo, Koi rishta nahi banta, Kyunki thakur ke haath hi nahin the!

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Tum mujhe khoon do..
Main tumhe 3 baje tak report dunga..

– Gupta pathology Lab

2.12.14

perfect son debate? whats app jokes

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

2.11.14

Sardarji on Who Came first chicken or Egg, Whatsapp Messages

EGG or Chicken jokes

Kaun pehle aaya AAnda ya Chicken
OOO Yaar, tum jo order karoge wahi pehle aayega!!!

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Santa and Teacher jokes on Age of Father

Teacher: What is the age of you father?
Santa: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: This is not possible.
Santa: He became father only after I was born.

31.10.14

Husband wife to God jokes

Husband to God: God pick me up
Wife to God: God pick me up before
Husband to God; God accept her wish!!!!!

25.10.14

Sardaji job at call centre

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

18.8.13

sardar sleeping in room

sardar was sleeping in his bedroom with his wife
why are you scrolling down very fast. let him sleep with his wife.

10.6.13

santa and conductor in bus

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

15.4.13

santa banta and machli

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

4.3.13

santa and yamdudt

Santa ke marne ke baad 66 Yamdoot aaye.

Ek yamdoot saawal kar raha tha aur....

65 Yamdoot Santa ko sawaal samjha rahe the!

Santa and his wife

Santa said to his wife: “You know king Dasharatha had three wives.”

Wife (skeptical): “So?”


Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”


Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”

2.2.13

essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

29.1.13

Santa ji ka vrat


Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?

Wife: Nahi ji

Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?

Wife: Nahi ji

Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.

21.6.12

i luv u santa


Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

25.5.12

Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”

21.1.12

Santa coming from airport and security guard asked question

Santa jokes in english
Once Santa was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told "WAIT SIR" for which santa replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...


santa jokes in hindi
Ek baar santa airport se aa rahe the. unse security guard ne pucha.
Wait sir.
Santa 65 kg aur chal diye

26.11.11

28.10.11

Pathan and santa ka interview jokes

Ek pathan aur Santa ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab santa se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

8.10.11

Sardaji Santa on AAJTAK and amritsar railway station

Santa Jokes in english
AAJTAK" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji santa: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

27.9.11

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.