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1.9.15

Ladki ne Utare kapde, Railway Station par

Ek Khoobsurat Ladki Ne Railway Station Pe 2 Rs. Ka Sikka Daalkar Apna Wajan Dekha – 48 KG
Sandal Utari – 46 KG
Jacket Utari – 44 KG
Phir Dupatta – 43 KG
Ladki Ke Sikke Khatam Ho Gaye,
Peeche Se Ek Bhikhari Bola “Tu Chalu Rakh, Sikka Mein Daalunga”

Yee Desh Hai Mera

Looking to share some funny one liner jokes or status to share on Whatsapp with your friends, Get the latest ones and share laughter.

Jis Desh Ke Log Pet Se Gas Chhodkar Ye Nahi Maante Ki Gas Unhone Chhodi Hai, Sarkar Unko Gas Ki Subsidy Chhodne Ko Keh Rahe Hain.. :)

Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki Aajkal Ladki Ki Vidai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada To Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain..

29.12.14

chinese new year quotes

国家繁荣,人民祥和 。
Guójiā fánróng, rénmín xiánghé.
The country flourishes and people live in peace.

恭祝新年吉祥,幸福和欢乐与你同在。
Gōng zhù xīnnián jíxiáng, xìngfú hé huānlè yǔ nǐ tóng zài.
To wish you joy at this holy season. Wishing every happiness will always be with you.

衷心祝福来年快乐、幸运!
Zhōngxīn zhùfú láinián kuàilè, xìngyùn!
Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year.

传统佳节之际,献上殷殷祝福,祝新年万事如意!
Chuántǒng jiājié zhī jì, xiànshàng yīnyīn zhùfú, zhù xīnnián wànshì rúyì!
Warm hearted wishes for a happy New Year filled with all your favorite things.

祝节日快乐,新年幸福。
Zhù jiérì kuàilè, xīnnián xìngfú.
Wishing you happiness during the holidays and throughout the New Year.

祝你新的一年快乐幸福 。
Zhù nǐ xīn de yī nián kuàilè xìngfú.
Wish you happiness and prosperity in the coming year!

事业成功,家庭美满。
Shìyè chénggōng, jiātíng měimǎn.
Wish you success in your career and happiness of your family!

愿你的新年光彩夺目,愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!
Yuàn nǐ de xīnnián guāngcǎi duómù, yuàn nǐ de xīnnián cànlàn huīhuáng! Jiājié kuàilè!
Wishing you a sparkling New Year and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you.

愿你拥有新年所有美好的祝福。
Yuàn nǐ Yōngyǒu xīnnián suǒyǒu měihǎo de zhùfú.
Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful New Year season.

祝节日幸福如意。
Zhù jiérì xìngfú rúyì.
Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.

祝新年快乐,并致以良好的祝福。
Zhù xīnnián kuàilè, bìng zhì yǐ liánghǎo de zhùfú.
With best wishes for a happy New Year!

致以最良好的祝福,愿你新年快乐幸福。
Zhì yǐ zuì liánghǎo de zhùfú, yuàn nǐ xīnnián kuàilè xìngfú.
With very best wishes for your happiness in the New Year.

For Family
您的侄儿祝您新年快乐。
Nín de zhí er zhù nín xīnnián kuàilè.
A New Year wish from your nephew.

chinese new year wishes

祝老师新年充满平安和爱。
Zhù lǎoshī xīnnián chōngmǎn píng’ān hé ài.
Peace and love for you at New Year from all your students.

愿新年带给你和你所爱的人许多美好的事物和无尽的祝福!
Yuàn xīnnián dài gěi nǐ hé nǐ suǒ ài de rén xǔduō měihǎo de shìwù hé wújìn de zhùfú!
Rich blessings for health and longevity is my special wish for you in the coming year.

祝福您,新年快乐。
Zhùfú nín, xīnnián kuàilè.
Season’s greetings and best wishes for the New Year.

献上节日的问候与祝福,愿你拥有一个充满生机和欢乐的新年。
Xiànshàng jiérì de wènhòu yǔ zhùfú, yuàn nǐ yǒngyǒu yīgè chōngmǎn shēngjī hé huānlè de xīnnián.
Season’s greetings and sincere wishes for a bright and happy New Year!

chinese new year sayings

新年是这样美好的时光:炉火熊熊,花儿芬芳,醇酒飘香,殷殷祝福,美好回忆,恩爱日新。即便没有一切,只要有爱便足矣。
Xīnnián shì zhèyàng měihǎo de shíguāng: Lú huǒ xióngxióng, huā er fēnfāng, chúnjiǔ piāo xiāng, yīnyīn zhùfú, měihǎo huíyì, ēn’ài rì xīn. Jíbiàn méiyǒu yīqiè, zhǐyào yǒu ài biàn zú yǐ.
New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking – love will do.


请接受我诚挚的新年祝福,顺祝身体健康。
Qǐng jiēshòu wǒ chéngzhì de xīnnián zhùfú, shùn zhù shēntǐ jiànkāng.
Please accept my sincere wishes for the New Year and I hope you will continue to enjoy good health

happy new year message to ex girlfriend

For my lovely girlfriend, I send new year greetings wishes for you for a fabulous new year celebration. Let your new year and the days to come be filled with fun and happiness.

happy new year messages in afrikaans

                                   
                                                           HaPPPPPPYYYYY NEW YEAR

happy new year message in chinese whats app messages

祝新年快乐,并愿你幸福吉祥,前程似锦。
Zhù xīnnián kuàilè, bìng yuàn nǐ xìngfú jíxiáng, qiánchéng sì jǐn.
May the New Year bring many good things and rich blessings to you and all those you love!

Happy new year message in Arabic Whats app messages

New Year Joke From Santa Banta blog

happy new year message in bengali whatsapp messages

Bochor seser jhora pata bollo ure ese,
Ekti bachor periye gelo haoar sathe vese.
Natun bachor asche take jotno kore rekho
Swapno gulo sotti kore vison valo theko.

happy new year message in tamil whatsapp

Vettri’yai Virumbum Namakku
Tholvi’yai Thaangum Manam Illai…!
Tholvi’yai thaangum Manam irundhaal adhuvum
Oru Vettri’ dhaan.!
Intha Putthaandil Anaivarukkum Vetri Kidaikattum.
Wish You a Very Happy & Prosperous New Year…

Happy new year message in malayalam

Ennumennum nanmakal mathram nirayatte.
Oro dinangalum santhosha poornamakatte
Ennu prarthikunnu.

Puthuvalsara Aasamsakal !!

happy new year message in marathi

एक नवीन दिवस सुंदर आणि आल्हाद कारी सकाळ घेऊन येईल…
मनाच्या अंतरंगामधे नवीन पालवी फुटेल …
प्रत्येक क्षणाकडे पाहून कणाकणाला जाणीव होईल त्या सूर्योदयाची …
ज्याची सगळे आतुरतेने वाट पाहत आहेत….!
नविन वर्ष तुम्हाला सुख समुर्द्धि आणि भरभराटिचे जावो हिच श्रीच्या चरणी प्रार्थना…!!

happy new year message in gujarati whats app

Navu Varsh ! Aap sau ne sukh, santi, samrudhi, ane swastya bakse Ane aap pragati na tamam sikharo sar karo, Evi subhecha! Navu varsh 2015 shul hoy!

Happy new year message in English whatsapp messages funny

As We Bid Goodbye To The Old And Tired 2014
We Are Left With The Memories Of The Year That Was.
We Now Joyfully Welcome
The Brand New Year 2015
As We Look Forward
To An Even Better Year Full Of Promises.

Happy new year message in hindi Whatsapp messages

Laxmi ka haath ho
Sarswati ka saath ho
Ganesh ka nivas ho
Aur Laxmi ke ashirwad se
Apake jivan main prakash
hi prakash ho
"Happy new year"

15.12.14

Hindi whatsapp status and jokes

Agar aapne apni Shirt ke pehla button galat lagaya hai..
To nisandeh baaki sabhi buttons bhi galat hi lagenge!!

– Ghanshyam Tailor

Jaroori nahin hai har baat Mahatma Gandhi ya Shakespeare ne kahi ho!

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Agar aapki raah mein chhote chhote patthar aaye, to samajh lena,
Ki Road ka kaam chal raha hai!

– Bhanwarlal Thekedaar

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Zindagi mein sirf Paana hi sabkuch nahi hota,
Uske saath Nut Bolt bhi chahiye..

– Mahadev Mistri

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Agar basanti ki mausi, Thakur ko raakhi baandhe, To basanti aur Thakur ka kya rishta hua?

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Apna-Apna kaam karo, Koi rishta nahi banta, Kyunki thakur ke haath hi nahin the!

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Tum mujhe khoon do..
Main tumhe 3 baje tak report dunga..

– Gupta pathology Lab

2.12.14

perfect son debate? whats app jokes

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

2.11.14

Sardarji on Who Came first chicken or Egg, Whatsapp Messages

EGG or Chicken jokes

Kaun pehle aaya AAnda ya Chicken
OOO Yaar, tum jo order karoge wahi pehle aayega!!!

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Santa and Teacher jokes on Age of Father

Teacher: What is the age of you father?
Santa: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: This is not possible.
Santa: He became father only after I was born.