Santa Singh Sitting On Tippu Sultan Chair

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Santa singh went to tippu sultan palace and sat on his precious chair.
Servent: Sir, what are you doing? This is tippu sultan chair.
Santa singh: Don't worry when he will come, i will leave this chair.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Santa singh ek baar masoor ki kille par gaya.
waha par jaa kar tippu sultan ki chair par baith gaya.
Naukar: Sirji ye kya kar rahe hai? ye tippu sultan ki chair hai.
Santa singh: Don't worry, jab wo aayenge tab mai utt jaunga.

Santa new job, naukri and new boss

Santa jokes in English
Santa got new job and working late first day.
Boss was very happy seeing him, working late very first day.
Boss: You doing hard work. what you did today?
Santa singh: Arranging keys in the alphabatic manner.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa pehle dinn bahut der tak kaam karta hai.
Boss bahut khush hota hai, usse kaam karte dekh.
Boss: santa tum bahut der tak kaam kar rahe ho. Tumne aaj kya kiya?
Santa singh bolta hai: Sir, keyboard ki keys arrange kar raha tha.

Sardar Santa And Sardarni

Sardarni caught his husband santa searching up and down in living room.
Sardarni: What are you searching?
Santa: Searching for hidden camera.
Sardarni: Why you think here is any hidden camera.
Sardar Santa: Because on tv always this guy is saying you are watching star world.

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

Sardar Jokes, Sardarji And Teaher Jokes

Teacher told write an essay on cricket match. Every body was writing except one.
Teacher asked why you are not writing?
Sardarji: Due to rain, no match.

Teacher children ko ek essay cricket par likhne ke liye boli. Sab bache likh rahe the.
Par ek sardaji nahi likh rahe the.
Teacher tum kyo nahi likh rahe ho?
Sardarji: bhari barish ke karan, koi match nahi hua.

Santa Fighting For Exam Paper

Santa fighting after exam.
Teacher asked why?
Santa told he left sheet blank.
Teacher asked: So, what is your problem.
I also left blank. Examiner will think i copied from him.

Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto

Sardharji jokes in english.
Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
Santa: How it helps you?
Preeto: I use your brush.

Sardharji jokes in hindi
Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.

Banta ko 21 toppo ki salami

Banta: Praajji jab mai paida hua tha, tab mujhe 21 toppo ki salami mili thi.
Santa: Aacha to tu abhi tak jinda kaise hai?

Santa singh watching movie his dog

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

Santa jokes in english
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

Drunk Santa, Sarabi Santa And His Wife

Sardar santa jokes in hindi
sharab pikar santa ghar pahucha, aur darwaja khatkhatya
Santa's ki wife door kholti hai to santa khata hai: aap kaun ho?
Wife:tumhari himat kaise hui ki tum mujhe hi bhul gaye.
Santa: Sharab har gham ko bhula deti hai.

Jokes In Punjabi: Santa n Banta

Jokes In English
Santa: banta you got married?
Banta: yes, with one female
Santa: marriage happen with male also.
Banta: yes, my sister will do it.

Jokes in Hindi
Santa: banta teri shaadi ho gayi?
Banta: haa, ek ladki ke saath
Santa: ladke ke saath bhi hoti hai.
Banta: haa meri sister ki hogi

Jokes In Punjabi
Santa: Oye tera vyaah ho gaya?
Banta: Haa, kudi naal
Santa: oye munde naal bhi honda hai.
Banta: Haa meri sister da hooyaa si.

Santa n her wife jeeto chutkule

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: agar mera phone ho to kahna ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: Wo ghar par hai.
Santa: maine kaha tha ki khana ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: phone mere liye tha.

Santa Banta Chutkule And Police

Santa Banta Chutkule in English
Santa banta got two bomb.
Santa told give them to police.
Banta: What if one of explode in middle?
Santa: We will lie and tell them we got only one.

Santa Banta Chutkule in hindi
Santa aur banta ko ek bomb mila.
Santa ne kaha: Hum 2 bomb police ko de dete he.
Banta: Agar ye bich me hi phat gaye to?
Santa: Hum jhuth bol denege ki hume ek hi mila hai.

Sardar Santa Got Electric Shock

English Jokes On Sardar
Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.
But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days.

Hindi Jokes On Sardar
Ek baar electric line ka wire santa ke upar gir gaya.
Sardar santa tadap tadap kar marne wala tha.
Phir usse yaad aaya ki: 2 din se waha par electricity nahi hai.

U.S. Traveller Comes To Sardarji Village

Sardarji Jokes In English
U.S. Traveller: Do any great man born in this village??
Sardarji: No only small babies born here.

Sardarji Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar ek U.S. traveller india aata hai.
Aur gauv sardarji se puchta hai ki: Koi great person is village me paida hue the??
Sardarji: Yaha sirf chote bache paida hue the.

Sardarji in Taxi - short sardar jokes

Oncxe sardarji was going to other place. Driver stopped the car and told. No petrol in the car. So, car cannot go ahead.
Then sardarji told, then take it back.

Hindi jokes
Ek bar ek sardar ji car se kahi ja rahe the. Car driver ne car rok di aur kaha.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti, Pertol khatam ho gaya hai.
Sardarji: To thik hai piche le lo.

Santa Wife And Police Inspector

Santa Singh JOkes In English
Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.
Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.

Short Jokes: Santa Fight With His Father

Santa Singh short Jokes In English
Once santa fought with his father.
Later he went to graveyard and hang flower.
And wrote coming soon.

Santa Singh short JOkes In Hindi
Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.
Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.
Coming soon.

Santa And Court

Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.

Santa Singh Aur Teacher Jokes

Santa Jokes in English

Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.
Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.
Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?
Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
Santa: Chupchap bhaitha hua tha.
Teacher: Santa tum kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya.