Santa Tere Pass Kya Hai

Santa: Mere pass bunglow hai, gadi hai, paisa hai.
Banta : Mere pass bhi ye sab hai.
Santa: Sale apni maa kiske pass hai.

Santa And His Father

Santa: My father was a brave man. He entered in lions cage.
Banta: He must be getting lot of applaud, when he came out?
Santa: Well i don't say he came out.

Sardar Santa Ji Fell On The Girl

Once santa ji fell on the girl. When breaks were applied in bus.
Girl: Stupid what are you doing?
Santa Ji: B.A. Final Year Punjab University.

Sardar Santa On Plane

Once Sardar santa ji was traveling to Bombay. When plane was landing. he started shouting bombay bombay.
Air hostess told Be Silent.
Santa Ji: Ombay Ombay.

Banta And Interview

Bank manager asked to banta: What is cyclone?
Banta: Bank gives loan to buy cycle is called cyclone.

Santa And Test

What is that dumbo doing after taking photocopy?
Santa match all these photocopies with original text book.

Hindi Santa Jokes

Santa ek baar airport ja raha tha.
Driver sab petrol khatam ho gaya hai... ab gadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Santa koi baat nahi gadi piche ghar le lelo.

Twins Santa Banta

Santa and banta was twins. They looks exactly same. Even they borrow money from each other.

Santa And Doctor

Santa ek baar doctor ke pass jata hai: Doctor mujhe dreams me chudel dikti hai.
Uske baad me door ki taraf bhagta hu. But door push karne par bhi nahi khulta hai.
Doctor: wo door kis type ka tha??
Santa: Doctor us door par pull likha tha!!!

Santa And His Son

Santa Ka Beta: Papa aaki shaadi ho gayi?
Santa : Ha beta
Santa ka beta: Kiss se?
Santa: Teri mum se..
Santa ka beta: wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li...