Santa Painting Jokes

Santa jokes in english
Santa and painting:
Painter told to santa: Draw a painting when horse is eating green grass in grassland.
next day
Painter: santa why this painting is still white.
Santa: grass had lunch yesterday and left the grassland. hence painting is white in color.

Santa jokes in hindi
painter: santa kal horse ki grass khate hue painting bana kar lana.
Next day
painter: santa to batao painting
Santa: Horse grass kha kar ghar chala gaya

Teacher and Santa Jokes

 Teacher santa se: kal maine tumko kutte par essay likhene ko kaha tha?
Santa : jaise hi maine kutte par pen rakha. Wo bhag gaya.

Santa From India And Banta From US

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Ek bat banta singh us se india aaye. Banta ne santa se hamare yaha shaddi Email se hoti ha.
Santa: Hamre yaha shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.

Santa banta english jokes
Banta came from America to india. In our country we get married on email.
Santa : In our country, We marry to Fe-mail.

Santa And Banta Mast Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Santa to banta: In my dictionary there is no word called 'Impossible'.
Banta to Santa: Why did you not checked this word before buying Dictionary.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa banta se: Meri dictionary me impossible word nahi hai.
banta santa se: ye to tumhe dictionary kharidne ke pehle sochna tha!