Ek pathan aur Santa ka interview tha.. . PATHAN se: Q: Taleem? Ans:B.A . Q: Pakistan kb bna? . Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947 . Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy? Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab.. . SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie 1- B.A, 2- 1947, 3- Geelani . ab santa se. . Q: Naam? Ans:B.A . Q: Kab paida hoay? Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947 . Q: Baap ka naam? Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
Santa Jokes in english
AAJTAK" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji santa: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...
Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.
Santa Banta jokes in hindi
Santa jawan hua to uske pariwar ki budhi bhua shaadi ya samajik samarohon main mauke-bemauke kabhi bhi aakar chikoti kaat jaati aur kahti ,”Beta ab tumhari baari hai.”
Santa ki yah samasya tab khatam hui jab martyu ya shok samarohon main panhuchne par woh usi budhi bhua ke paas jata aur bolta :- ab tumhari baari hai , bhuaji.
A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
Sardar jokes in hindi 3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey, Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thek hai 1 din guzar giya ...sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gae 2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisay karo gay to main nahi jaonga.
Santa jokes in english
Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.
Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apni mother ke saath school ja raha tha aur usne ek boy aur girl ko kiss karte hue dekha
Phir usne apni mother ko kaha. Are mummy wo ladka aur ladki chewing gum ke liye jhagad rahe hai
Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"
Fat Santa and Doctor banta Jokes in english
Fat Santa to Doctor banta: sir i wanted to reduce my weight.
Doctor banta to Fat santa: run 8 km every day and come back after 300 days.
Fat santa is calling to doctor banta: Sir, i reduced my weight but i am 24,000km away from my house.
Fat santa and doctor banta jokes in hindi
Fat santa doctor banta se: mujhe apna weight kam karna hai.
Doctor banta fat santa se: roz 8 km doddo aur 300 din bad aana
Fat santa call karta hai banta ko: are mera weight kam ho gaya hai aur mai 24,000km door hu.
Santa police jokes in english Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Santa police jokes in hindi Police tum apni wife ko comedy movie pregnancy mai le kar kyo gaye. Santa: Mai chata hu ki mera child jab paida ho to wo hase.. kyoki sare bache rote hai.
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry .. we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He
was in search of a subject on which no one did any
research before! As he was thinking over it, he
found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He
decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the roach and put it in the centre of
the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He
pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in
the centre of the table and said: "Run". The
roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach,
put it again in the centre of the table and said:
"Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried
to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled
last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre
of the table and said: Run". The roach could
not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study
and started writing his thesis: "When you pull
out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear