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7.12.10

Donkey and Santa Fight

Santa english jokes
A donkey kicked santa and run away.
Santa run after donkey and found zebra.
Now santa told now you are hiding in track suite.

Santa hindi jokes
Ek donkey santa ko laat mar kar bhag gaya.
Santa ek zebra ko pakad leta hai.
Ab santa kehta hai ki donkey tu track suite me chipta hai.

Santa and marriage jokes

Santa english jokes
Santa declares that he will never marry in his life and then he told
I will give same advice to my childrens too

Santa hindi jokes
Ek barr sardar santa ye khata hai ki mai kabhi shaadi nahi karunga.
Aur apne bacho ko bhi ye hi advice dunga.

11.11.10

Santa Attending the interview

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
      Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
      Banta Singh : Ok
      Interviewer : Made in India
      Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
      Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
      Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
      Interviewer : Maxi Mum
      Banta Singh : Mini Dad
      Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
      Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
      Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
      Interviewer : I say you get out!
      Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
      Interviewer : I reject you!
      Banta Singh : You appoint me

9.9.10

Relations Between Santa And Banta

Santa banta jokes in Hindi
Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,
Tabhi banta hai.

Santa And His College

Santa started one college and the name of college is
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Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management

20.8.10

Sardar Lawyer Funny Joke in english / hindi

Sardar Jokes In English
Killer: try i get life time imprisonment.
Sardar lawyer: Don't worry
After court decision
Killer: What happen?
Sardar lawyer: U got life imprisonment some how, court was leaving you.

Sardar Jokes In Hindi
Qatil: Koshish karna ki mujhe umar kaid ho jaye maut ki saja na ho.
Sardar Lawyer: Don't worry.
After court decision:
Quatil kya hua? Sardar lawyer: Bahut mushkil se umar kaid mili, sale riha kar rahe the.

6.8.10

Sardar Santa On Mango Tree With Apple

Sardarji Jokes In English
Once sardar santa climbed the mango tree.
Monkey: Why you climbed mango tree?
Sardar santa: To eat apple.
Monkey: This is mango tree.
Sardar santa: This is apple in my hand.

Sardarji jokes in hindi
Ek baar sardar santa aam ke pedh par chad gaye.
Kala Bandar: Tum yaha par kyo chade?
Sardar santa: apple khane ke liye.
Kala bandar: Ye aam ka pedh hai.
Sardar santa: ye apple hai.

4.8.10

Santa Wants To Be Pilot

Santa JOkes In English
Teacher: Santa what you wants to be in future?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: why?
Santa: because no traffic in air.

Santa jokes in hindi
Teacher: Santa tum bade ho kar kya banan chate ho?
Santa: Pilot
Teacher: kyo?
Santa: kyoki upar koi nahi hota.

22.7.10

Santa Singh Sitting On Tippu Sultan Chair

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Santa singh went to tippu sultan palace and sat on his precious chair.
Servent: Sir, what are you doing? This is tippu sultan chair.
Santa singh: Don't worry when he will come, i will leave this chair.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Santa singh ek baar masoor ki kille par gaya.
waha par jaa kar tippu sultan ki chair par baith gaya.
Naukar: Sirji ye kya kar rahe hai? ye tippu sultan ki chair hai.
Santa singh: Don't worry, jab wo aayenge tab mai utt jaunga.

16.7.10

Santa new job, naukri and new boss

Santa jokes in English
Santa got new job and working late first day.
Boss was very happy seeing him, working late very first day.
Boss: You doing hard work. what you did today?
Santa singh: Arranging keys in the alphabatic manner.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa pehle dinn bahut der tak kaam karta hai.
Boss bahut khush hota hai, usse kaam karte dekh.
Boss: santa tum bahut der tak kaam kar rahe ho. Tumne aaj kya kiya?
Santa singh bolta hai: Sir, keyboard ki keys arrange kar raha tha.

27.6.10

Sardar Santa And Sardarni

Sardarni caught his husband santa searching up and down in living room.
Sardarni: What are you searching?
Santa: Searching for hidden camera.
Sardarni: Why you think here is any hidden camera.
Sardar Santa: Because on tv always this guy is saying you are watching star world.

20.6.10

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

16.6.10

Sardar Jokes, Sardarji And Teaher Jokes

Teacher told write an essay on cricket match. Every body was writing except one.
Teacher asked why you are not writing?
Sardarji: Due to rain, no match.

Teacher children ko ek essay cricket par likhne ke liye boli. Sab bache likh rahe the.
Par ek sardaji nahi likh rahe the.
Teacher tum kyo nahi likh rahe ho?
Sardarji: bhari barish ke karan, koi match nahi hua.

13.6.10

Santa Fighting For Exam Paper

Santa fighting after exam.
Teacher asked why?
Santa told he left sheet blank.
Teacher asked: So, what is your problem.
I also left blank. Examiner will think i copied from him.

11.6.10

Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto

Sardharji jokes in english.
Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
Santa: How it helps you?
Preeto: I use your brush.

Sardharji jokes in hindi
Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.

10.6.10

8.6.10

Santa singh watching movie his dog

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

Santa jokes in english
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

7.6.10

Drunk Santa, Sarabi Santa And His Wife

Sardar santa jokes in hindi
sharab pikar santa ghar pahucha, aur darwaja khatkhatya
Santa's ki wife door kholti hai to santa khata hai: aap kaun ho?
Wife:tumhari himat kaise hui ki tum mujhe hi bhul gaye.
Santa: Sharab har gham ko bhula deti hai.

6.6.10

Jokes In Punjabi: Santa n Banta

Jokes In English
Santa: banta you got married?
Banta: yes, with one female
Santa: marriage happen with male also.
Banta: yes, my sister will do it.

Jokes in Hindi
Santa: banta teri shaadi ho gayi?
Banta: haa, ek ladki ke saath
Santa: ladke ke saath bhi hoti hai.
Banta: haa meri sister ki hogi

Jokes In Punjabi
Santa: Oye tera vyaah ho gaya?
Banta: Haa, kudi naal
Santa: oye munde naal bhi honda hai.
Banta: Haa meri sister da hooyaa si.

4.6.10

Santa n her wife jeeto chutkule

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: agar mera phone ho to kahna ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: Wo ghar par hai.
Santa: maine kaha tha ki khana ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: phone mere liye tha.

29.5.10

Santa Banta Chutkule And Police

Santa Banta Chutkule in English
Santa banta got two bomb.
Santa told give them to police.
Banta: What if one of explode in middle?
Santa: We will lie and tell them we got only one.

Santa Banta Chutkule in hindi
Santa aur banta ko ek bomb mila.
Santa ne kaha: Hum 2 bomb police ko de dete he.
Banta: Agar ye bich me hi phat gaye to?
Santa: Hum jhuth bol denege ki hume ek hi mila hai.

Sardar Santa Got Electric Shock

English Jokes On Sardar
Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.
But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days.

Hindi Jokes On Sardar
Ek baar electric line ka wire santa ke upar gir gaya.
Sardar santa tadap tadap kar marne wala tha.
Phir usse yaad aaya ki: 2 din se waha par electricity nahi hai.

28.5.10

U.S. Traveller Comes To Sardarji Village

Sardarji Jokes In English
U.S. Traveller: Do any great man born in this village??
Sardarji: No only small babies born here.

Sardarji Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar ek U.S. traveller india aata hai.
Aur gauv sardarji se puchta hai ki: Koi great person is village me paida hue the??
Sardarji: Yaha sirf chote bache paida hue the.

24.5.10

Sardarji in Taxi - short sardar jokes

Oncxe sardarji was going to other place. Driver stopped the car and told. No petrol in the car. So, car cannot go ahead.
Then sardarji told, then take it back.

Hindi jokes
Ek bar ek sardar ji car se kahi ja rahe the. Car driver ne car rok di aur kaha.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti, Pertol khatam ho gaya hai.
Sardarji: To thik hai piche le lo.

18.5.10

Santa Wife And Police Inspector

Santa Singh JOkes In English
Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.
Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.

Short Jokes: Santa Fight With His Father

Santa Singh short Jokes In English
Once santa fought with his father.
Later he went to graveyard and hang flower.
And wrote coming soon.

Santa Singh short JOkes In Hindi
Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.
Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.
Coming soon.

15.5.10

Santa And Court

Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.

Santa Singh Aur Teacher Jokes

Santa Jokes in English

Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.
Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.
Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?
Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
Santa: Chupchap bhaitha hua tha.
Teacher: Santa tum kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya.

4.5.10

Santa Recording Baby Voice

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Recording the babies voice.
Banta: Why?
Santa: In future i shall ask him the exact meaning of his voice.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Banta: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Baby ki awaz record kar raha hu.
Banta: Kyo?
Santa: Kyoki future me mai usse uss work ka meaning puch saku.

3.5.10

Banta Singh Sent Fax To Her Wife

Banta sent one fax to her wife before he was reaching to home.
But when he opened the door, his wife preeto was on the arms of other man.
Santa: May be she not got your fax on the time!!

Banta ek baar apni biwi preeto ko ek fax bhejta hai.
Par jaise hi wo apne ghar pahucta hai. Uski biwi kisi aur ki baho me milti hai.
Santa: Sayad teri biwi ko tera fax nahi mila hoga.

2.5.10

Sardar Jokes : Gang Of Sardars In Bank

Sardar Jokes In English
Once a gang of sardars broke a bank. And instead of finding money. They found a red wine. They drunk all of them and next day in newspaper headlines. Blood bank robbery.


Sardar Joke In Hindi
Ek bar sardarji ke gang ne ek bank toda. Paise ke alawa unko red wine mil gayi. Wo sari red wine pi gaye.
Next day paper me: Blood bank lut gaya.

30.4.10

Sardar Santa Slapped Pilot why?

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Plane was running on the runway and santa came and slapped the pilot.
Pilot: Why you slapped ?
Santa: I am getting late and you are going by road.


Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek baar santa plane se jaa raha tha.
Usne pilot ko thapad mara.
Santa: mai late ho raha hu aur tu by road ja raha hai.

Santa Banta And Cement

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta: Birla Cement kyoki is cement me jaan hai.

25.4.10

Banta And Her Sister -- Banta Aur Uski Behan

Banta Singh Jokes In English
Banta was standing with her sister. And one man touched her sister accidentally.
He told sorry sardarji, I touched your wife accidentally.
Banta: May be your wife but she is my sister.

Banta Singh Joke In Hindi
Banta apni behan ke sath khada tha. Aur ek admi galti se usse chu leta hai..
Aur wo banta se mafi manget hue kehta hai...
Sorry sardar ji. galti se apki wife ko chu liya.
Banta: Wife hogi teri mer to behan hai.

Santa And His Qualification -- Santa Ki Qualification

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta singh: What is your qualification???
Santa Singh: BA.
Banta Singh: Only you read two letter, thats also reverse.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in English
Banta Singh: Santa teri qualification kya hai??
Santa Singh: BA
Banta singh: Sale doo akshar pade hai wo bhi ulte.

Banta Calling Santa On Mobile

Banta Santa Jokes In English...Funny

Banta Singh: Every time i call you, your mobile is switched off.
Santa Singh: Ohh Pappe, It is my hello tune.


Banta Santa Jokes In Hindi...Funny

Banta Singh: Har bar mai tujhe call karta hu to tera mobile band milta hai...kyo??
Santa Singh: Nahi pappe, wo to mera hello tune hai..

24.4.10

Santa And Banta Funny Jokes

Santa Banta English Jokes
Santa: Why you are telling every body that. I am idiot?
Banta: Really, I dont know that. I need to hide this thing.


Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa: Tum sab se kyo bolt phir rahe ho ki. Mai murkh hu?
Banta: Mujhe pata nahi tha ki ye baat chupane ki hai.

Santa Banta And Naag panchmi

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Banta Santa se: Do you know english??
Santa: Yes.
Banta: Tell me the meaning of Naag panchmi.
Santa: Simple, Naag dont punch me.


Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Banta santa se: Tujhe english aati hai??
Santa Haa.
Banta: Bata naag panchmi ka meaning.
Santa: Naag dont punch me.

Santa And Credit Cards

Santa Jokes In English

Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir this is voter id card.
Santa: But you wrote. All cards accepted here.


Santa Jokes in hindi

Santa take this card.
Waiter: Sir ji ye too voter id card hai.
Santa: Bahar to likha hai ki. Sabhi card accept hote hai.

Santa In Medical College

Professor: Should women have children after 35??
Santa: No, 35 is more then enough.

Professor: Kya Women ko 35 ke bad children hona chahiye??
Santa: Nahi, 35 hi bahut hai.

Santa Aur Banta And Bomb

Santa banta were fixing one bomb in bus.
Banta: What if this bomb explodes.
Santa: I have another one.

Santa and banta ek bomb thik kar rahe the.
banta: Agar bomb phut gaya to??
Santa: Tu chinta mat kar mere pass dusra hai.

Santa In Office

Santa went to office and officer asked.
Do you know the MS Office?????
Santa: Give me the address then.

Santa se ek bar officer puchta hai ki..
Tumhe MS Office aata hai???
Santa: Mujhe address de do.

Santa Lost his Money

Santa English jokes
One female took santa money and ran away.
Next day santa gave and AD in news paper.
Her name is mala, wearing red color and fair.Any one find her keep her for night, i gave money to her.


Santa Hindi Jokes
Santa ke paise le kar ek waisya bhaag gayi.
Agle din santa ne paper me ad diya.
uska naam mala hai, red dress pehni hui hai and gori hai. Jisse bhi mile rakh le, paise de diye hai.

Santa Singh Weeping on grave

Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa singh was weeping on Grave.
Banta singh: Why you are weeping?? Whom do you mourn so deeply? child, friend, parents
Santa singh: My wife first husband.


Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Ek santa ek kabr par ja kar bahut raya.
Banta: Santa tu itna kyo roya?? Wo kiski kabr thi child, dost, relatives ki.
Santa: Meri biwi ke pehle pati ki kabr thi.

23.4.10

Why Santa Study In Front Of Mirror

Santa Jokes In English

Why Santa Study In Front Of Mirror????
Because It helps.
1) Saving revision time.
2) He can watch on himself.
3) Group studies.

Santa Jokes In Hindi

Santa kyo mirror ke samne padta hai???
Kyoki isse
1) Uska time save hota hai.
2) Wo khud par nazar rakh sakta hai.
3) Aur group study ka maza le sakta hai.

Santa And Lady Shouts On Each Other

Once Santa was coming from some where and another vehicle is passing from near by. One lady shouted and told pig. Santa also shouted and told stupid.
On next turn he got hit from the pig.

Ek baar santa kahi jaa raha tha. Waha par dusri taraf se ek gadi aa rahi thi. Ek female chilayi. Pig.
Santa bahar nikal kar kahta hai. Stupid.
Next turn par santa ek pig se takra jata hai.

Santa Singh And Sardarni, Girlfriend

Santa English Jokes
Once santa girlfriend asked him. If i ever engage with you, Give the ring.
Santa singh: Sure what is your phone number.

Santa Hindi jokes
Santa ki girl friend ne usse pucha ki. Agar tum mujhse shaddi karoge to tum mujhe ring dena.
Santa bola: Sure, but tumhara phone number kya hai.

18.4.10

Santa Singh And George Bush

Santa Singh Jokes in English

Santa went to US. George bust told him to dig the earth.
Santa started digging the earth. 100 feet, 200 feet.
Bush told: Did you find any thing??
Santa found a wire.
Bush told: This shows 100 years before also we had wire for communications.

Now santa invited george bush to india.
Santa took him to one forest and told him to dig the earth.
Bush dig 100, 200 300, 400 feet and tired.
Santa singh: Did you found any thing??
Bush: Nothing.
Santa singh: This shows even 400 years ago. We had "wireless".


Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar santa ji amerika jate hai.
Bush unse milte hai aur jammen khodne ko kehte hai.
Santa jammen khodte hai. 100, 200 feet.
Bust kahte hai ki: Kush mila?
Santa ji ko ek wire milta hai.
Bush kehte hai: ye proof hai ki hamre yaha 100 saal pehle bhi wire communication tha.

Ab santa ji bush ko india invite karte hai..
aur bush ko earth khodne ke liye kahte hai.
Bush 100, 200, 300 aur 400 feet khodte hai aur thak jate hai.
Santa singh bush se: Kuch mila??
Bush told: Nothing
Santa singh: Ye iss baat ka sabut hai ki 400 saal pehle bhi hamre yaha. "Wireless" tha.

16.4.10

Santa Singh, Lunch Box And Office

Why Santa Opens Lunch in middle of road??
Because to confirm? Whether he is going to office or home.

Santa Kyo apan tiffin bich road me kholta hai?
Kyoki wo confirm karna chata hai ki. Wo ghar ja raha hai ya office.

Banta And Police Inspector

Police Banta se: Bata sadii se pehle teri aakhri icha kya hai??
Banta: Mujhe ulta latka kar faasii di jaye. Sir upar aur pair niche.

15.4.10

Santa Singh In Restaurant

Santa Singh: Once santa singh went to hotel and wanted to order chicken. But he forgets the name of chicken.
Santa singh said to waiter and ordered: One plate egg mother.

Santa singh hotel jata hai, aur hotel me chicken ka order dena chata hai.
Par wo chicken ka naam bhul jata hai.
Santa singh waiter ko bulakar bolta hai: One plate egg mother.

23.3.10

Santa And Doctor

Santa: Every time i am getting same weird dream about vampire chasing me. And i am running throw same corridor and later i am pushing hard to open this door. But i am not able to open it.
Doctor says: Because it says "pull it".

Santa Singh In United States

Once santa singh went to United States.
Person 1: John mcuulum single.
Person 2: Jonny walker single.
Santa singh: Santa singh married.

Santa Sinking with titanic

Santa was sinking with titanic and he was laughing.
Banta: why you are laughing.
Santa: I not bought return ticket.

Santa titanic ke saath dub raha tha aur has bhi raha tha.
Banta santa se: Hash kyo raha hai?
Santa: Acha hua maine return ticket nahi kharida.

18.3.10

Santa Is Aids Patient

Santa to banta: Doctor told me. I have got AIDS.
Banta: What is AIDS?
Santa:
A: Abb
I: ISS
D:duniyaa se
S: Sat sri akal

Santa banta se: Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai. Muhe Aids hai.
Banta: Ye aids kya hota hai.
Santa:
A: ABB
I: Iss
D:Duniya se
S: Sat sri akal

17.3.10

Sardar Santa Kissed A girl

Sardar santa went and kissed a girl.
Girl what are you doing?
I am doing BA from khalasa college.

Ek sardar ek ladki ko kiss kar leta hai.
Ladki: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: BA from khalasha college.

Santa And Teacher

Santa in school.
Teacher: Write your father name in english.
Santa wrote: Beautiful red underwear.
Teacher: what is this??
Santa : My father name is sunder lal chadda.

13.3.10

Santa Riding The Horse

Santa Singh was riding the horse on london. He crossed the red light and suddenly police officer whistles.
Santa Singh: He lifted the tail of horse and said note the number

Ek baar santa singh godhe par sawar hokar london ke street cross kar rahe the.
Police officer siti baja kar rokta hai.
Santa singh gohde ki puch utha kar kahte hai, le kar le number note.

Santa Not Going To Doctor

Banta: You was suppose to visit doctor today.
Santa: No yaar, I am not feeling well today.

Santa Got Son

Banta: Congrats santa you are no become papa.
Santa: Don't tell my wife, i will surprise her.

Santa singh is Electrician

One lady calls santa singh electrician: My door bell is not working plzz..repair.
Santa not comes for 5 days.
She called him again: Why you are not coming repair?
Santa singh: I am coming daily madam, But no one opens door when i press door bell.

Santa And Truck Driver

Why you are afraid of truck driver soo much.
Santa: Because my my wife ran away with truck driver and every time any truck comes. I think he will give my wife back.

12.3.10

Santa singh And Donkey

Santa lost his donkey and he was thanking to God..
One person was going from that road and asked him that why is thanking God?
Santa singh told he is thanking because donkey lost when he was not there. if he was riding on donkey then he would had been lost.

10.3.10

Santa And His Order

Santa was employing peoples for his factory. He ordered only married man will be employed.
Banta Asked: Why?
Santa singh: Becasue married men are more obedient.

Salesman Man And Santa Singh

Salesman: This computer will reduce your workload by 50%.
Santa singh: Ohh..I will buy two of them.

Banta Santa And Mitti

Banta singh: Santa ye mitti kyo khod raha hai?
Santa singh: Papaji ne kaha ki tune mera naam mitti me milla diya.

9.3.10

Santa Banta And Kiss

Santa singh: I kiss my wife every day when i leave before to office.
Banta singh: I do the same thing after you leave.

Santa Singh And Free Deilvery

Santa Singh went for deleviery in pizza hut.
Shop owner asked why you come here?
Santa Singh: Because it is written in board "Free Delivery".

Santa And Hot Cold Coffee

Santa Singh to customer: Drink while hot
Customer: Why?
Santa Singh: Because hot coffee cost 5 rs and cold coffee cost 10 rs.

8.3.10

Santa And Petrol Pump

Why no customer comes to get petrol from santa sigh petrol pump.
Because he opened it on second floor of building.

Santa Fall In Love

Santa fall in love with sister of hospital.
After much of thinking, He wrote I love you sister.

Santa singh and doctor

Santa singh: I swallowed a key.
Doctor: When
Santa singh: Sir 6 months ago
Doctor: What you were doing from these many months?
Santa singh: Sir, i was using duplicate key now i lost it.

Santa and bird

How santa singh tried to kill the bird?
He went to top of building and left bird from there.

Santa And Englishman

Titanic was sinking english man asked santa: How far is land from here?
Santa: Two kms from here.
Englishman: In which diresction
Santa singh: In downward direction.

6.3.10

Santa and His Girlfriend

Santa checked his girlfriend mobile. To check for which name she saved his name.
She saved his name as Timepass number 10.

Santa And Servent

Santa: Go give water to the plants in the garden.
Servent: Sir it is already raining.
Santa: So, what go take umbrella and give water to the plants.

27.2.10

Santa Tere Pass Kya Hai

Santa: Mere pass bunglow hai, gadi hai, paisa hai.
Banta : Mere pass bhi ye sab hai.
Santa: Sale apni maa kiske pass hai.

20.2.10

Santa And His Father

Santa: My father was a brave man. He entered in lions cage.
Banta: He must be getting lot of applaud, when he came out?
Santa: Well i don't say he came out.

Sardar Santa Ji Fell On The Girl

Once santa ji fell on the girl. When breaks were applied in bus.
Girl: Stupid what are you doing?
Santa Ji: B.A. Final Year Punjab University.

Sardar Santa On Plane

Once Sardar santa ji was traveling to Bombay. When plane was landing. he started shouting bombay bombay.
Air hostess told Be Silent.
Santa Ji: Ombay Ombay.

17.2.10

Banta And Interview

Bank manager asked to banta: What is cyclone?
Banta: Bank gives loan to buy cycle is called cyclone.

16.2.10

Santa And Test

What is that dumbo doing after taking photocopy?
Santa match all these photocopies with original text book.

15.2.10

Hindi Santa Jokes

Santa ek baar airport ja raha tha.
Driver sab petrol khatam ho gaya hai... ab gadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Santa koi baat nahi gadi piche ghar le lelo.

7.2.10

Twins Santa Banta

Santa and banta was twins. They looks exactly same. Even they borrow money from each other.

Santa And Doctor

Santa ek baar doctor ke pass jata hai: Doctor mujhe dreams me chudel dikti hai.
Uske baad me door ki taraf bhagta hu. But door push karne par bhi nahi khulta hai.
Doctor: wo door kis type ka tha??
Santa: Doctor us door par pull likha tha!!!

Santa And His Son

Santa Ka Beta: Papa aaki shaadi ho gayi?
Santa : Ha beta
Santa ka beta: Kiss se?
Santa: Teri mum se..
Santa ka beta: wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li...