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27.9.11

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?
Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir.

25.9.11

23.9.11

Santa and buddi hua ke jokes

Santa Banta jokes in hindi
Santa jawan hua to uske pariwar ki budhi bhua shaadi ya samajik samarohon main mauke-bemauke kabhi bhi aakar chikoti kaat jaati aur kahti ,”Beta ab tumhari baari hai.”
Santa ki yah samasya tab khatam hui jab martyu ya shok samarohon main panhuchne par woh usi budhi bhua ke paas jata aur bolta :- ab tumhari baari hai , bhuaji.

20.9.11

Jokes on Sardar, Sardar ji visiting gateway of india


A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

Santa and doctor jokes


Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."
 Banta Singh: "Does it work?"
 Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."

Santa and banta sitting on tree and singing songs


Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
 Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
 Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Santa and his friends talking about wifes


Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
 His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
 Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Sardar Jokes in hindi. Eating samaso

Sardar jokes in hindi
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thek hai
1 din guzar giya ...sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gae
2no ne socha k ab smose kha lne chahye
Jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisay karo gay to main nahi jaonga.

14.9.11

Santa with his mother and going to school

Santa jokes in english
Santa was going to school and saw one girl and boy kissing each other and he told.
Mum look these boy and girl is fighting for chewing gum.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apni mother ke saath school ja raha tha aur usne ek boy aur girl ko kiss karte hue dekha
Phir usne apni mother ko kaha. Are mummy wo ladka aur ladki chewing gum ke liye jhagad rahe hai

Santa Banta Mai Bhi Anna Jokes

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
Banta: No santa.
Santa: MBA means "Mai Bhi Anna"

6.9.11

Chukule Sms In Hindi: Best Hindi Jokes of Santa

Doctor: Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Pehle se zyada kharab hai.

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Santa: Nahi, dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa: Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa: Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa: Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

…………………………………Doctor behosh………………