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27.6.10

Sardar Santa And Sardarni

Sardarni caught his husband santa searching up and down in living room.
Sardarni: What are you searching?
Santa: Searching for hidden camera.
Sardarni: Why you think here is any hidden camera.
Sardar Santa: Because on tv always this guy is saying you are watching star world.

20.6.10

Santa Banta Aur Santa Ki Wife

Santa Banta JOkes In English
Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.
Banta: Then you do her marriage.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.

16.6.10

Sardar Jokes, Sardarji And Teaher Jokes

Teacher told write an essay on cricket match. Every body was writing except one.
Teacher asked why you are not writing?
Sardarji: Due to rain, no match.

Teacher children ko ek essay cricket par likhne ke liye boli. Sab bache likh rahe the.
Par ek sardaji nahi likh rahe the.
Teacher tum kyo nahi likh rahe ho?
Sardarji: bhari barish ke karan, koi match nahi hua.

13.6.10

Santa Fighting For Exam Paper

Santa fighting after exam.
Teacher asked why?
Santa told he left sheet blank.
Teacher asked: So, what is your problem.
I also left blank. Examiner will think i copied from him.

11.6.10

Sardharji jokes: Santa and preeto

Sardharji jokes in english.
Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.
Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.
Santa: How it helps you?
Preeto: I use your brush.

Sardharji jokes in hindi
Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?
Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.
Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?
Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu.

10.6.10

8.6.10

Santa singh watching movie his dog

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.
In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.
Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai

Santa jokes in english
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket

7.6.10

Drunk Santa, Sarabi Santa And His Wife

Sardar santa jokes in hindi
sharab pikar santa ghar pahucha, aur darwaja khatkhatya
Santa's ki wife door kholti hai to santa khata hai: aap kaun ho?
Wife:tumhari himat kaise hui ki tum mujhe hi bhul gaye.
Santa: Sharab har gham ko bhula deti hai.

6.6.10

Jokes In Punjabi: Santa n Banta

Jokes In English
Santa: banta you got married?
Banta: yes, with one female
Santa: marriage happen with male also.
Banta: yes, my sister will do it.

Jokes in Hindi
Santa: banta teri shaadi ho gayi?
Banta: haa, ek ladki ke saath
Santa: ladke ke saath bhi hoti hai.
Banta: haa meri sister ki hogi

Jokes In Punjabi
Santa: Oye tera vyaah ho gaya?
Banta: Haa, kudi naal
Santa: oye munde naal bhi honda hai.
Banta: Haa meri sister da hooyaa si.

4.6.10

Santa n her wife jeeto chutkule

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: agar mera phone ho to kahna ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: Wo ghar par hai.
Santa: maine kaha tha ki khana ki mai ghar par nahi hu.
Jeeto: phone mere liye tha.