Santa Banta Chutkule And Police

Santa Banta Chutkule in English
Santa banta got two bomb.
Santa told give them to police.
Banta: What if one of explode in middle?
Santa: We will lie and tell them we got only one.

Santa Banta Chutkule in hindi
Santa aur banta ko ek bomb mila.
Santa ne kaha: Hum 2 bomb police ko de dete he.
Banta: Agar ye bich me hi phat gaye to?
Santa: Hum jhuth bol denege ki hume ek hi mila hai.

Sardar Santa Got Electric Shock

English Jokes On Sardar
Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.
But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days.

Hindi Jokes On Sardar
Ek baar electric line ka wire santa ke upar gir gaya.
Sardar santa tadap tadap kar marne wala tha.
Phir usse yaad aaya ki: 2 din se waha par electricity nahi hai.

U.S. Traveller Comes To Sardarji Village

Sardarji Jokes In English
U.S. Traveller: Do any great man born in this village??
Sardarji: No only small babies born here.

Sardarji Jokes In Hindi
Ek bar ek U.S. traveller india aata hai.
Aur gauv sardarji se puchta hai ki: Koi great person is village me paida hue the??
Sardarji: Yaha sirf chote bache paida hue the.

Sardarji in Taxi - short sardar jokes

Oncxe sardarji was going to other place. Driver stopped the car and told. No petrol in the car. So, car cannot go ahead.
Then sardarji told, then take it back.

Hindi jokes
Ek bar ek sardar ji car se kahi ja rahe the. Car driver ne car rok di aur kaha.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti, Pertol khatam ho gaya hai.
Sardarji: To thik hai piche le lo.

Santa Wife And Police Inspector

Santa Singh JOkes In English
Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.
Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Mera husband ek saptah pehle aloo kharidne gaye the. Abhi tak nahi aaye.
Inpector bhi sardar tha. Wo bola behan kuch aur paka lo.

Short Jokes: Santa Fight With His Father

Santa Singh short Jokes In English
Once santa fought with his father.
Later he went to graveyard and hang flower.
And wrote coming soon.

Santa Singh short JOkes In Hindi
Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.
Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.
Coming soon.

Santa And Court

Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.

Santa Singh Aur Teacher Jokes

Santa Jokes in English

Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.
Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.
Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?
Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
Santa: Chupchap bhaitha hua tha.
Teacher: Santa tum kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya.

Santa Recording Baby Voice

Santa Banta Jokes In English
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Recording the babies voice.
Banta: Why?
Santa: In future i shall ask him the exact meaning of his voice.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
Banta: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Baby ki awaz record kar raha hu.
Banta: Kyo?
Santa: Kyoki future me mai usse uss work ka meaning puch saku.

Banta Singh Sent Fax To Her Wife

Banta sent one fax to her wife before he was reaching to home.
But when he opened the door, his wife preeto was on the arms of other man.
Santa: May be she not got your fax on the time!!

Banta ek baar apni biwi preeto ko ek fax bhejta hai.
Par jaise hi wo apne ghar pahucta hai. Uski biwi kisi aur ki baho me milti hai.
Santa: Sayad teri biwi ko tera fax nahi mila hoga.

Sardar Jokes : Gang Of Sardars In Bank

Sardar Jokes In English
Once a gang of sardars broke a bank. And instead of finding money. They found a red wine. They drunk all of them and next day in newspaper headlines. Blood bank robbery.


Sardar Joke In Hindi
Ek bar sardarji ke gang ne ek bank toda. Paise ke alawa unko red wine mil gayi. Wo sari red wine pi gaye.
Next day paper me: Blood bank lut gaya.