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22.7.10

Santa Singh Sitting On Tippu Sultan Chair

Santa Singh Jokes In English
Santa singh went to tippu sultan palace and sat on his precious chair.
Servent: Sir, what are you doing? This is tippu sultan chair.
Santa singh: Don't worry when he will come, i will leave this chair.

Santa Singh Jokes In Hindi
Santa singh ek baar masoor ki kille par gaya.
waha par jaa kar tippu sultan ki chair par baith gaya.
Naukar: Sirji ye kya kar rahe hai? ye tippu sultan ki chair hai.
Santa singh: Don't worry, jab wo aayenge tab mai utt jaunga.

16.7.10

Santa new job, naukri and new boss

Santa jokes in English
Santa got new job and working late first day.
Boss was very happy seeing him, working late very first day.
Boss: You doing hard work. what you did today?
Santa singh: Arranging keys in the alphabatic manner.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa pehle dinn bahut der tak kaam karta hai.
Boss bahut khush hota hai, usse kaam karte dekh.
Boss: santa tum bahut der tak kaam kar rahe ho. Tumne aaj kya kiya?
Santa singh bolta hai: Sir, keyboard ki keys arrange kar raha tha.