Santa and sandhu jokes

Santa and Sadhu jokes in english
Sadhu: Give some charity son.
Santa: he gave 5rs
Sadhu: Ask what you want from me. ANy wish?
Santa: Give me 5rs back

Santa and sashu ke jokes
Sadhu: beta kuch daan do.
Santa: 5rs dedeta hai.
Sadhu: Khush hokar mango kya magte ho?
Santa: mere 5rs wapas dedo.

Intellegent Santa From India

Santa Jokes in English
United States: We discovered Mobile.
China: We discovered Sim card.
Japan: We discovered Sms.
Santa from India: We discovered Miss Call.

Santa ke jokes in hindi
America: mobile hamiaro khoj hai.
China: sim hari khoj hai.
Japan: Sms hamari khoj hai.
Santa India se: Miss call hamari khoj hai.

Santa and Banta Jokes

Santa banta jokes in english
Santa: I got a BMW in my marriage.
Banta: But you don't have any car.
Santa "Bahut moti wife" or very fat wife

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa : mujhe shaadi mai BMW mili hai.
Banta par tere pass to koi can nahi hai?
Santa Bahut moti wife.

Santa and teacher jokes

Santa and teacher jokes in english

Teacher to santa: What you wanted do? when you will older.

Santa: marriage

Teacher to santa: What you wanted to be?

Santa: Daddy.

Santa and teacher jokes in hindi

Teacher to santa: tum bade ho kar kya karoge?

Santa: Shaadi

Teacher to santa: mera matlab tha kya banoge?

Santa: daddy

Santa and railway track

Santa banta jokes in English
Santa is trying for suicide but sleeping next to railway track.
Banta: why you are not sleeping inside the railway track.
Santa: I have fear.

Santa banta jokes in hindi
santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye.
banta: tum railway track ke side mai kyo chupe ho.
Santa: mujhe darr lagta hai.

Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?

Santa banta jokes in english
Why Santa Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish?
Because he feared of "what if fish will start swimming inside stomachs"

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa kyo fish khane ke baad pani nahi pita?
Kyoki usko dar hai ki machli pani mai tarne nahi lage.

Santa And His Son

Santa Jokes in English
Santa: Today someone abused my father.
Santa Wife: Than?
Santa: Than i also abused his father.
Santa wife: Who?
Santa: My son.

Santa Jokes in hindi
Santa: aaj kissi ne mera baap ko galiya si.
Santa ki wife: phir?
Santa: to maine bhi uske baap ko gali di.
Santa ki wife: kaun?
Santa: Mera beta

Santa And His Wife Eating Paan

Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?
Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum.

Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.

Santa Banta And Girl

Santa Banta jokes in english
Santa to banta: That girl is soo beautiful.
Banta: I know her name.
Santa: tell mee.
Banta: She works in the bank and her name is "Open Account".

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa to banta: Wo ladki kitni sundar hai.
Banta to santa: mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa to banta: bol uska naam.
Banta to santa: wo bank mai kaam karti hai. Aur counter per likha hai "Chalu khata"

Santa And His Wife Jokes

Sardar Santa Jokes In English
Sardar Santa: Jeeto hide all the things in this room.
Jeeto: Why? Your friends is thief?
Sardar santa: They know things.

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa: Jeeto sara saman chupa lo
Jeeto: kyo? ky tumhare dost chor hai?
Santa: Nahi wo saman pehchan lenge.

Santa Banta Girlfriend Chitchat

Santa jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: Yaar biwi ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Sasur.
Santa banta se: To phir girlfriend ke baap ko kya bolte hai?
Banta santa se: Shaddi hui to sasur nahi to asur.

Santa singh and Hen jokes

Santa singh jokes in english
Santa to hen: Why you gave one egg? You don't have any fear...
hen: I am having fear from you. That's why i gave 1 egg. But i was cock.

Santa singh jokes in hindi
Santa murgi se: tumne sorf ek hi andda kyo diya? Tumko mujhse dar nahi lagta?
Murgi: lagta hai tabhi to diya warna mai to murga hu

Sardar Santa Meet God Funny jokes

Sardar santa singh jokes in english
Santa to god: I want one wish only.
God to santa: Make a wish
Santa to god: Give me D.J. music system
God to santa: If i can give you D.J. than why should i keep damaru?

Santa banta jokes in hindi
God: santa mango tumko kya wish chahiye?
Santa : bhagvan aap mujhe ek D.J. dedo.
God: agar mai tumko D.J. de sakta, to kyo mai damaruu lekar gumta