sardar sleeping in room

sardar was sleeping in his bedroom with his wife
why are you scrolling down very fast. let him sleep with his wife.

santa and conductor in bus

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

santa banta and machli

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

santa and yamdudt

Santa ke marne ke baad 66 Yamdoot aaye.

Ek yamdoot saawal kar raha tha aur....

65 Yamdoot Santa ko sawaal samjha rahe the!

Santa and his wife

Santa said to his wife: “You know king Dasharatha had three wives.”

Wife (skeptical): “So?”

Santa: “So I am entitled to two more wives.”

Wife: “Quite so. For that matter, Draupadi had five husbands.”

essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

Santa ji ka vrat

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.

Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?

Wife: Nahi ji

Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?

Wife: Nahi ji

Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.