Husband wife to God jokes

Husband to God: God pick me up
Wife to God: God pick me up before
Husband to God; God accept her wish!!!!!

Sardaji job at call centre

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
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