Hindi whatsapp status and jokes

Agar aapne apni Shirt ke pehla button galat lagaya hai..
To nisandeh baaki sabhi buttons bhi galat hi lagenge!!

– Ghanshyam Tailor

Jaroori nahin hai har baat Mahatma Gandhi ya Shakespeare ne kahi ho!

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Agar aapki raah mein chhote chhote patthar aaye, to samajh lena,
Ki Road ka kaam chal raha hai!

– Bhanwarlal Thekedaar

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Zindagi mein sirf Paana hi sabkuch nahi hota,
Uske saath Nut Bolt bhi chahiye..

– Mahadev Mistri

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Agar basanti ki mausi, Thakur ko raakhi baandhe, To basanti aur Thakur ka kya rishta hua?

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Apna-Apna kaam karo, Koi rishta nahi banta, Kyunki thakur ke haath hi nahin the!

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Tum mujhe khoon do..
Main tumhe 3 baje tak report dunga..

– Gupta pathology Lab